vortexintime

[vortexintime]

I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

[vortexintime]

[vortexintime]

[vortexintime]

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

[vortexintime]

[vortexintime]

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

[vortexintime]

So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

[vortexintime]

[vortexintime]

Draco from All you want, @senlinyu

Do you think I guessed right? I think it’s the alpha’s proprietary view of his omega. @nightbringer @coyg-81 @littlemoth15 @dramionefeltson @dralamys @trinkisme @daswhoiam @dramione-feltson-forever

[vortexintime]

Post the most recent gif you have with no context

[vortexintime]

[vortexintime]

see now i don’t particularly care for Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas’s marriage, what he says could be true or could be false. but the fact that his narrative is “she isn’t a present mother” or whatever, like my guy , you’ve been on three separate tours since 2019 and she has been pregnant for half of that time 😭

My only personal opinions about their marriage prior to this was that a 26 year old dating a 19 year old and the rocket-fast pace of their marriage and children was weird and not a good sign, but the fact that he is so desperately trying to spin a narrative that he can't seemingly back up with any legitimate evidence or information is making me even more suspicious.

[vortexintime]

Sophie Turner in 2020: “I’m an introvert, I’m a homebody […] If I could stay at home all day I would, so this is great for me. I leave my house like once a day anyway to walk my dogs and then that’s it.”

https://t.co/B6LkTNRJcW

THIS! She said it herself, she is not the party girl Joe PR team is trying to paint. (And even if she was, who cares?)

[vortexintime]

LOL - Joe...come on. Do your research. 2020 too.

This hasn't aged well for him.

[vortexintime]

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

[vortexintime]

greta gerwing in this interview for vogue

[vortexintime]

Barbie (2023) + Trivia