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I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.
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rb to save a person with anxiety!!
#this works with any kind of shock to the senses!#i mean fully bite into a lemon if thats something you want#but you can also splash your face with cold water#or turn on a fan full blast right at your face#if you have the space you could do burpees or jumping jacks at maximum overdrive#or eat something really spicy#im a fan of putting some dried red pepper flakes on my tongue if im panicky#one of my students keeps fireball candies in her desk to eat when shes anxious
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steve bannon being arrested on fraud charges after it turned out that money being donated to a “build the wall” campaign was actually not being used to build the wall but rather to buy his buddy a boat and pay off his credit card debt is literally the third-act callback this administration needed
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Apologies in advance, but we're not done roasting Ben Sha-p-word on this blog
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i’m quitting college 2 be a point & click adventure game protagonist
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Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank……
Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.
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We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.
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“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.
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