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ok I’ve talked before about how, if you don’t want what you’re reading and kudosing on ao3 to be associated with you as an author or whatever that a lot of people have reading accounts that are seperate to the fics they post and I just came across a delightful example. I hope they don’t mind me pointing it out, but when I saw this on a fic today I let out the most delighted laugh

their account just has bookmarks on it, so I’m guessing that they just read on this account, leave reviews that are exactly what the times would say about books and bookmark shit. king shit.

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​the junior high boy energy this has

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I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

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everyone talks about "where's your bulb now" but no one talks about the lead up. getting to be alone in the room with keradin because he used his status as primogen to intimidate grissini into leaving his post, getting a 20+ on deception to trick keradin into thinking he was gonna free him from his chains so he would spill that he worked with alfredi, slapping that carrot right in the face as soon as he got what he needed, immediately convincing grissini to arrest alfredi with, again, a 20+ persuasion. lapin cadbury your hand in marriage

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some sort of earthworm woim, with leggie like arm tentacles and flatwormie eye spots

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"why hasn't delilah taken over laudna at any point in the last thirty years if a new body or placeholder is her end goal" do you think THE delilah briarwood would settle for being TITLESS. didn't think so. next question

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

Watch the full episode here

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i mean this in the best way possible, i believe if you were a salad you'd just be a kilogram of lettuce leaves and 1 paper thin cucumber slice hidden somewhere in the middle

next time just slit me open from throat to taint

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nasty man. love him

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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Critical Role Ask Game

satyr: how did you discover critical role

dragonborn: when did you start watching

human: what is your favorite main campaign

elf: what is your favorite side campaign

dwarf: what is your favorite one-shot

tiefling: who is your favorite female player

gnome: who is your favorite male player

halfling: who is your favorite dm

half-elf: who is your favorite guest player

goliath: who is your favorite campaign 1 character

changeling: who is your favorite campaign 2 character

genasi: who is your favorite campaign 3 character (so far)

goblin: who is your favorite non-main campaign character

aasimar: what is your favorite location in exandria (or out of it)

eisfuura: who is your favorite npc

wizard: what is your favorite party name

paladin: what is your favorite friendship

monk: what is your favorite canon relationship 

druid: what is your favorite non-canon ship

bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?”

rogue: what was a moment that made you cry

fighter: what was your favorite funny moment 

paladin: what was your favorite badass moment

cleric: what is your favorite battle

barbarian: who is your favorite villain

ranger: who is your favorite animal companion

warlock: what is your favorite critical role merch 

sorcerer: what is your favorite sam commercial skit

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Sam has graduated from episodes that make the cast feel insane to episodes that make his entire audience feel like they’re losing it.

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Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly

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game changer: exsistential dread