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Mervin: I sent her a selfie TWENTY MINUTES AGO and she LEFT ME ON READ, What DISRESPECTFUL, DEMEANING BEHAVIOR, UNACCEPTABLE
Me, through tears, trying to remember how to spell georgious
" Ugh, what are they, a third grader? I've seen toddlers actually write better than this. " Mervin huffs, showing Lud your reply, which, in his brother's defense, is a brand new way to misspell gorgeous.
" Hm, maybe they were flustered when they typed that. " Not really. Ludwig has met you, you really do have the vibe of someone who would be incoherent without auto-correct.
A purple tail swats the side of the couch rapidly. Merv smirks at the screen. " Hmph! Understandable, I am the most attractive person to ever give them the time of day. "
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My 𝓯𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 fisherman~
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lord cero would be incredibly pleased to hear that i have this one tank top that’s super stretchy and occasionally will just let my boob slip out on the left side.
having this happen also made me think about how like the queens occasionally go to meetings too right? clumsy sleepy sloth queen wardrobe malfunctions and cero just has to sit through the horny. imagine the look on vesper’s face lmfaooo
Zizz is also dozing off, so he's hardly aware that your breasts have peeked from the comfy top you wear, resting upon the table, nipples flirting with the edge of the fabric.
Cero is, naturally, not the only one looking, but he's certainly the most affected. His throat seems to tighten and he sneers a little more intensely, pallid skin tinging with heat. Shameless, careless creature that you are, maybe that's why Zizz likes you so much- Your ditzy whorish ways... You wouldn't even mind being bent over, would you?
Cero knows he's doomed when Vesper flares his nostrils suddenly, gaze diverting from your tits to the King of Pride. Knowing, taunting.
" Have you come down with something, King Cero? I can't help but notice you're almost reaching my pigment. "
He shouldn't debase himself and address the quip at all. Cero shouldn't. He should continue listening to Rinx and Livius haggle over pointless minutiae. But the jab is implicit, and Cero would sooner grow a second head than let it slide.
" How fascinating of you to insert yourself into matters that simply don't concern you- The enthusiasm is appreciated, though dully dispensed. "
" All that concerns desire concerns me, dearest. "
And the smugness was palpable, insupportable. He'd found something about Cero that was news to him, outside the grasp of his abilities yet revealed so carelessly. Not even by a lapse from Cero's part, by outside sources the demonlord could never control... That had him seething silently.
" Fret not, this secret dies with me. " Vesper crooned, the sparkle in his large eyes betraying him entirely. " I would also sit down, if I were you. "
Cero's blood freezes as he glances down at himself.
The King does sit, stewing so hard in his hatred that even Kalymir looks his way for a second.
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Small sketch(or doodle 👀🦊)
I'm not that good at drawing people, only cartoon characters.
So, basically I will draw like a cartoon style
C - Casey, heheye

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.... this is probably out of character but im tired and this is funny-
Austin:well actually no! Im Gabriel and this is zeymott! We're twins from the future and can feel each other's pain! Here watch
*he just crushes Jacob's foot*
Jacob:OW!
Austin:DAMNIT JACOB! IM SUPPOSED TO SAY OW! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
*Jacob just socks him in the face knocking him out instantly*
Jacob:ow..
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i go way too hard on drawings i dont need to make (and in his ass)
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😁 please make Jacob Alden Lurking for love
🩸 Jacob Alden x Reader — General/SFW Headcanons 🩸

📷 Jacob first notices you through the camera lenses, of course— watching silently, his eyes glued to the screen whenever you appear.
📷 He’s fascinated by how real you seem compared to the people around him. You’re different. Genuine. He watches for subtle expressions, changes in tone— studying you like an intricate piece of art.
📷 At first, he rationalizes his obsession: he’s ‘just monitoring for security.’ But soon, he memorizes your schedule, your habits, your laughs. He smiles when you smile— completely alone in the dark
📷 If you ever stop by the security office, he becomes twitchy— trying to appear normal while his heart pounds like a jackhammer.
📷 He’s extremely neat, in an uncanny way— everything in its perfect place. He notices if you touch or move anything, and he doesn’t mind, he treasures it.
📷 He leaves small things for you to find: your favorite snacks in the vending machine, sticky notes with little encouraging messages typed neatly and unsigned— all ‘coincidences.’
📷 Jacob genuinely believes he understands you better than anyone else— even better than you know yourself.
📷 He can be incredibly gentle, soft-spoken, and respectful on the surface. But his emotional investment runs disturbingly deep.
📷 You might feel his stare before you see it. He always seems to know where you are.
📷 If you get upset or cry, he becomes eerily calm— laser-focused on what upset you so he can eliminate it. Whether that means comforting you or getting rid of the person who hurt you…well.
📷 He’s the type to remember tiny details you mentioned only once— what flowers you like, how you take your coffee, the way you hate loud noises.
📷 Jacob watches you sleep through grainy camera footage. not always, just when he’s feeling lonely. Which is often.
📷 He keeps a private, offline folder of footage you appear in your smiles, your sighs, your quiet moments. He watches them like comfort tapes.
📷 You might receive anonymous letters written with eerie precision, containing details no one else should know. He thinks it’s romantic— you’ll see it that way soon.
📷 He fantasizes about you needing him. About you falling apart and him being the only one there. Not maliciously, but with the desperation of someone who has no concept of boundaries.
📷 Jacob isn’t overtly manipulative— he doesn’t lie or gaslight, not exactly. But he plants ideas. Gentle nudges: “That friend of yours seemed dismissive,” or “I don’t think they care like you do.”
📷 He likes to isolate you emotionally — not because he hates others, but because he genuinely believes they don’t deserve you.
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📸Jacob with an anti-social MC HCs📸
First time writing Jacob HCs let's goooo! Hopefully there will be more to come ❤️ I tried imagining how he would deal with an MC who suffers from social anxiety and struggles going outside... couldn't be me lol This is actually all fluffy cute stuff
Online Dating?!
Finding someone:
You've always been absolutely terrible at interacting with people in real life. You stutter, you can't get your words out fast enough, so people are convinced you just can't explain yourself... which is why writing online is a million times better.
That's ironically how you first ran into Jacob. You happened to see some of his photography on FriendSpace, left a like and a nice comment, and before you knew it, you two were following each other on social media, mutually liking each other's posts.
Out of the two, he was definitely the braver. He slid into your DMs.
He was extremely polite to you, quite different from the interactions you'd get from other men online. He not only seemed genuinely interested in you, but he had a way of remembering every small thing you told him that was... really endearing.
There might've been instances where he knew something about you that you were... quite sure you never told him before, but you just chalked it up to you probably mentioning it in one of your posts instead.
Eventually, you both ended up developing feelings for each other, and he began encouraging you to actually meet up with him in real life one day, just a small, chill date.
You were nervous of course, you probably hadn't left your house to see anyone in months, but you felt like things might've been okay since it was Jacob. He hadn't given you any reason not to trust him.
Your first IRL meeting:
You ended up finding out you live relatively close to each other, so you chose to meet at a quiet cafe in Rockford.
You were absolutely feeling on edge. It had been so long since you had a date! You knew what he looked like from the selfies he'd share occasionally, but that didn't make you any less antsy.
When you entered the cafe and he spotted you, his eyes basically lit up behind his glasses. He got up from his seat to greet you, but seemed just as awkward and hesitant as you were, to do anything beyond placing a hand on your shoulder and pulling the chair out for you, so you could sit at the table.
Oddly enough, him being a little nervous as well comforted you. You knew this would happen, the switch from online chatting to IRL wasn't always easy to deal with.
Things warmed up through the date though. Jacob was actually pretty good at breaking the ice, by getting you to info-dump about your interests.
He seemed to hang onto every word you said, no matter how much you stuttered or repeated yourself while trying to make sense of what you were trying to convey.
He engaged in the conversation, asking you questions, showing actual interest, which made you even more comfortable.
You two actually ended up prolonging the date, taking a walk around the park, where you just let Jacob take the lead in the conversation. Before you knew it, he was yapping about old movies while gently holding your hand.
His expression looked so bright as he talked about his interests, that you couldn't bring yourself to interrupt him.
This just got real
Please trust me:
After that date, many more followed, though since neither of you were much for going to crowded places, most of them were movie nights at his or your place.
It was nice, it was cozy... Jacob was an extremely comfortable pillow to lay against while watching forgotten horror films (or any other genre you might like)
Despite you having a very small amount of friends, that didn't stop Jacob from being wary of all of them.
He doesn't keep you from talking to them, but during the first months of your relationship, he'll often demand to see your texts with them, even if you don't have anything to hide.
On the rare occasion in which you meet up with your friends, he'll also want to tag along, make sure everyone knows you're his partner, and that nobody gets too touchy with you... he loves you a lot, can you blame him?
Things do get better the longer you stay together. He learns to trust you fully, and warms up to your friends. He won't even ask you who you were talking to on the phone anymore! But... when you're in public spaces, it's a whole other story.
He doesn't trust strangers one bit, nope, not even at the grocery store.
Jacob is grateful you put up with this. He's somewhat aware it can be overwhelming to deal with, so he's glad his anxiety and possessiveness isn't damaging the relationship.
Helping you:
He's a very attentive man, still, and that won't diminish, no matter how long you're together! So he's obviously noticed how you struggle with going outside, sometimes even for important stuff, like fetching food for yourself, or doctor's appointments.
Despite all his paranoia and jealousy, he also still wants to be the best boyfriend he can be for you. After all, if he's not, you might leave him! And you really shouldn't do that.
Jacob always sets reminders for you so you don't forget to show up to the doctor's or the dentist... heck, he'll even take you there himself if it's a particularly low motivation day!
Whenever you're out shopping together, if there's a lot of people and it gets overwhelming for you, you can bet he'll try to find a less crowded area where you can catch your breath.
He may enjoy staying at home as well, but he's got a few outdoors hobbies that he always uses as an excuse to take you out of the house and get some sun!
He takes you out fishing and uses this opportunity to also take a bunch of pictures of you to add to your couple scrapbook.
You, holding a fishing rod. You, wearing his bucket hat. You, with your first catch! So exciting! He tries to make things fun for you... He's aware fishing is a hobby that requires a lot of patience, but he genuinely hopes his company and fun facts about fish are entertaining enough...
His end goal definitely isn't to get you just as much into fishing as he is... absolutely not, how could you think that?
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Introducing Cero was a great Valentine’s gift thank you. I want to bury my face into his titties and call him beautiful
and he can choke me

My intent was to pull a funni and present you the most unromantic monster man alive. I think I succeeded.
You may touch his chest, but expect to be berated about how impulsive and gross you are even as he pushes your face further into him. Cero will take the compliment arrogantly, though you can probably hear his tiny tail wagging at this distance. In due time, you'll be allowed to touch it. Maybe.
It might be good that you have a degradation kink? Maybe??
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NO I'M NOT PLAYING ON MY PHONE I'M TAKING CARE OF BU-
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Cero is embodiment of failed marriage
And probably a bad parenting as well
All of them are, anon. All of them.
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UH made a really lazy Vortucia sketch for my birthday bc OOOGHH QQ she's So Freaking Pretty jfdtutdgusgdu
YO. 👀
Candle lit romantic dinner, absolutely her style. This is soooooo cute. <:7
Happy late birthday!!
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"Cero, will you be the Edgeworth to my Wright?"
He sneers at you.
" Tell me you're not one of them. "
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