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*starts playing My Little Pony ln your screen*

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Did you know cows kill more people per year than sharks?

“Looks like we should fix those numbers, how do you feel about being fed to a shark?”

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*frog blink* you look like the blue flavor I see everywhere.. wait- YOU LOOK LIKE A BOMB POP :3

“Of course you see me everywhere, I’m the Vox! I believe you are thinking of the Vee-cicles. You look like you need medical attention, would you like 50% off a lifetime subscription?”

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I’ll be emptying out my ask boxes on my Hazbin rp accounts to give them some rest. (I feel bad about the unanswered asks)

BUT!!!! If you want to keep interacting with me, I have a bill cipher ask blog now. YIPEE

@eyes-in-trees

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did u know ..

“SHARK”

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one of my friends literally calls themselves vox. And one time they drew you with man tiddie. Also I have a picture of you cheating on Val. BILL CIPHER GOT YOU PREGNANT?!

“What the fuck?”

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So I'm in a weird love square with my girlfriend, her crush(who I don't really like), and her best friend that wants her. What do I do?

“Kill the competition”

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Uh Mr. Vox, sir? Val is mad again and… he destroyed 4 of your computers….

“You’re the stupid intern. Go figure it out before I destroy four of your internal organs”

“God what do I not pay you for?”

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i drew you because i was having a mental breakdown (/nav) Scratches head uhm anyway Heart emoji

“You did a good job, how would you feel about becoming an artist for Voxtek! I’m sure the people would love to have my face plastered on things that aren’t tech related!”

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good evening, lovelies ! i’m making this post to let you all know that i started a gofundme fundraiser for my mum who’s in a really bad spot right now and could use all the help she can get. please don’t feel forced to donate and put yourselves first before anything, reblogs are also great appreciated !

click here to donate :)

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Hey Vox? Sir? Question: what do you think of King Lucifer? Any thoughts?

“I’m indifferent to him. He doesn’t interfere with my business”

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I eat TV’s for breakfast

hehehehehe

“W-what?”

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If an angel were to appear in your establishment, what’s your like of action? Attack? See what they’re doing there? Or just ignore them until they leave?

“We’d kill it”

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Hello everyone! Mod here, I do plan on answering more asks soon, I’ve just been super busy lately! I hope to get back into it asap, but I’m not sure. I’m a little bit more active on disc, so if you’d like to come chill here ya go

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what would happen if i ripped your screen off

“Then I would kill you”

[come say hi at our discord server!]

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For your marketing consideration... a camera jelly ^^ I thought it might work well with all the shark motifs without seeming too terribly out of left field

“…”

“My dear, it’s lovely. The time and consideration you put into this is just… magnificent.”

“But I’ll have to turn down your offer. The nematocysts would get tangled and comprise the quality of the product.”

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*gives you flu virus 🦠*

I was bored and your suffering is entertaining 😂. Have fun!

“Wh-what?”

// 🦠 is already taken so I’ll give you 🦠😂 bc those are the emojis they used