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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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So, does VoxTeck sell objects that aren't merch? Like the Popsicles and love potions I get as merch, but like do they sell tvs? They must sell Velvette's clothes, right? Do they sell sex toys? At what point does that become a mall or department store?
Do they own other physical establishments? Like does Val have clubs or Vel have Designer stores?
Do they do live shows? Like fashion and stripping and red carpet awards?
Oh babe, we sell everything. Yes, my clothes are sold under the VoxTek label—boutiques, pop-ups, you name it! But yeah, physical stores, red carpets, even fragrance lines. I’m not just fashion, I’m a lifestyle~
Clubs? Obviously. Chains, franchises, and some invite-only joints that don’t even exist on paper. Sex toys? That’s a whole catalog, sweetheart~ Custom, cursed, or collectible. We’ve done live shows, too. Stripping, auctions, some... experimental pieces. You had to sign a waiver.
VoxTek isn’t a store. It’s infrastructure. Media, tech, fashion, vice—we build the market, then sell access to it. You’re not shopping at a mall. You’re living in one we designed.
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Are Val's porn studio and Velvette's fashion design subsidiary companies, or different departments of the one big company?
If it's one big company with different departments, why pick the three branches of "tv," "fashion," and "porn?" They seem like they wouldn't all go together necessarily?
How much overlap does "tv/media" have with "porn?" Is Val's empire a small slice of Vox's empire, while Velvette has her own? How is fashion related to the other two? Just that actors need clothes?
Media seems SO much broader than fashion which seems SO much broader than porn. Are they all equal in scale and resources?
It’s all technically under VoxTek, but we run our departments like our own little kingdoms. I handle fashion, branding, and image—the look of Hell. Everything from costumes for shows to full couture lines for sinners with credit. And yeah, media needs fashion. Ugly demons don’t sell!~
Porn is media. Don’t let Vox’s high-res ego fool you—my content pulls just as many views, and a lot more... reactions~
My studio’s a department, but I built it myself. Vox just supplies the infrastructure—and the NDAs.
You’re welcome, by the way.
It’s one empire. TV, fashion, porn—they all sell fantasy. Different flavors, same network. And while I do oversee everything, I let them think they’re in charge. Keeps things spicy.
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Do the Vees all have personal assistants? What are they like?
Oh, totally. Mine’s named Cherrybomb—not that one, different Cherry. She schedules my shoots, filters my hate mail, and carries glitter grenades in her purse. She’s a real one ;P
I go through assistants like cigars. The current one’s mute, tattooed head to toe, and follows orders without blinking. Perfect. The less they talk, the longer they last~
Yes. He’s punctual, paranoid, and speaks in binary. I designed him myself. I don’t do incompetence.
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What are each of the Vee's favorite and least favorite show Vox produces?
Honestly, mine would deff be 'Digital Housewives'. It’s just a bunch of smokin’ hot robot-demon middle-aged women tearing each other apart over, like, cursed jewelry and ex-husbands who are now slime. Used to watch a show similar to it back when I was alive... somethin' with 'desperate'? Can't remember tbh! :/
Mine is for sure 'Love Lounge' , a reality show where a group of horny sickos get sent to a luxury house, and each person has to have sex with each other and vote out the worst by the end of a week. Last two standing have quite the hot sesh~
I think me and Val and can agree that 'Supremacy' is the worst out of all of em'. It's legit just Vox yappin' bout sum business shit that I couldn't give the bat of an eye.
Oh yeah. Fuckin' hate that show
Okay, I think both of you are being a little bitchy about things, in contrast, 'Supremacy' is quite the form of entertainment!
Yeah sure, Vox.
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We all know Val hates AI. But how does he feel about CGI?
CGI? Ugh. Tacky.
It’s all plastic lighting and weightless movement—soulless, just like its creators. You ever try to get turned on by something that doesn't sweat or bleed? Didn’t think so. I like my visuals real. Flesh, flaws, danger. I wanna feel it through the screen, not like I’m watching a glorified screensaver in fishnets.
At least CGI doesn’t try to flirt with me. Unlike AI.
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What is Voxtek's relationship to monopoly? I assume there are no other tv studios, at least in Pride. What about movies? Theater? (Radio...? Or at least music?)
Do other fashion brands exist? What about thrifting or artisanal clothes or clothes from Dark!Walmart? (Regular Walmart I mean haha.)
Is anyone else allowed to make porn? Are there other pimps in town? Where does Val get all his drugs? Does he have a guy for that? How is non-valentino sex work organized? Does he control erotica, bdsm clubs, sex toy stores, live sex shows?
Monopoly is such a mortal word. We prefer ‘total market integration.’ But yes—VoxTek holds exclusive control over televised entertainment across Pride, with expansions creeping into the Lust Ring and beyond. Movies are produced under the VoxTek umbrella if they want distribution. Theater? Dying art. We own the broadcast rights and let the ghosts of drama majors pretend they matter.
Radio’s obsolete, but music streaming? We’ve got a hand in that. VoxTek Audio curates the top charts—and by ‘curate,’ I mean we own the platform, the sound engineers, the marketing, and, in one unfortunate case, the singer’s spine.
Fashion? Oh yeah, there are other brands. Mostly indie flames that burn fast and pretty. Some demon with a hot glue gun and a vision starts a label, gets one line out, and then boom! Gone. Absorbed. I buy them out or poach their stylists by week two.
There is a trash couture scene—thrifted glam, repurposed agony, that kind of thing. But it’s more for the aesthetic than sustainability. Think Dark!Walmart meets ceremonial sacrifice meets runway. Very hot right now! ;)
Porn? Baby, you’d think I’d lock it all down, right? But no—Hell’s full of amateurs with cameras and poor judgment. I let ‘em play. Keeps the market spicy. But anything profitable, anything noteworthy, anything that makes a real impact? That runs through me.
Yes, there are other pimps. No, they don’t last long. As for drugs? I’ve got guys, distributors, and blackmail material. Imported sins, handcrafted blends, memory-wipers, passion-spikers. Name your poison, I invented it!~
Non-Valentino sex work? Exists, barely. Most of it gets taxed, regulated, or ruined—unless it’s under my supervision. Clubs, brothels, toys, peepshows, live acts, even the damn erotica zines—if it moans and makes money, I’m there. I am Lust~
(grinning) You should see what he does with the merch.
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How many of Angel's pornos are actually sequels of each other? Angel Dust porn franchise multiverse? I feel like at least Vox would see the franchising potential.
Oh, absolutely—there are sequels. Spin-offs. Parodies. ‘Spiritual successors.’ You name it. The Angel Dust Cinematic Universe practically built itself. Valentino might usually toss his toys once the shine wears off, but Angel? Let’s just say he's been… grandfathered in.
Now, do I personally endorse it? Mmm—no comment. But I have been approached regarding franchising, distribution rights, you name it, I know it. BUT, nothing's official… yet.
But hey—if you’re the type to keep tabs on sleaze wrapped in branding? Stay tuned. VoxTek is always working on the next big release.
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hi vox can i lick your screen
You’ll have to get a bar stool to get there.
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What are the Vees public personas? Specifically Val and Vel bc they're less forward facing. How do they portray themselves?
Oh sugar, I’m not ‘less forward-facing’—I just prefer private audiences. My brand is luxury, vice, and velvet ropes. You want me to endorse your nightclub or perfume line? I’ll smile for the cameras. But my real business happens in smoke-filled lounges and whisper chains. I’m mystery, menace, and money, baby~
I’m the fun one LMAO! Seriously, tho—I keep things cute and colorful for the public, but don’t let that fool u! I’m ALWAYS working. Think pop idol energy mixed with the bite of a PR assassin. I charm the crowd, redirect the drama, and OWN the narrative! Val pouts in shadows, Vox glitches on camera, and I give the fans the sparkle they crave. We all play our roles<3
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What's the IT department like? Is there a whole guy just for fixing Vox and his personal equipment? Or do they spread it out across the IT team? Is that sort of thing something to avoid bc pissy Vox, or something to covet for access and favoritism?
There’s a specialized Tech Priority Unit solely dedicated to my interface, upkeep, and system integration. They wear fire-retardant gloves and sign NDAs longer than a Lust Ring conga line. I don’t let just anybody tinker with my internals.
But oh, do they want to. Getting on my tech team is like winning a backstage pass to digital Nirvana. One wrong line of code and your skull’s on the wall. One right patch update and you're upgraded to indoor plumbing. High risk, high reward.
He crashed once because someone updated him with a cat filter plugin. It was GLORIOUS!
We’re not allowed to talk about it anymore tho...
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Do all the Vees just bother each other 24/7 when they have drama, or do they have entourages that run interference for them, like if Vox has an important meeting and Val wants to throw a tantrum, does he just barge in there or is there some poor assistant who has to be like "please Mr. Valentino sir, can I take a message?"
Interference? Please. If I needed some twitchy intern body-blocking Val from waltzing in mid-presentation in a feather boa and tantrum, I’d have installed a biometric lock—and maybe a laser grid for good measure. But alas, Hell is low on subtlety and high on spectacle. He comes in screaming, usually. We all suffer.
Oh don’t be such a drama queen, Voxxy~ If I wanna see you, I see you. Schedules are for people who wear socks with sandals and cry about quarterly losses. If it’s that important, maybe I’m the meeting, hm?
He once interrupted a conference call with a Fortune 666 exec' just to ask if his eyeliner was even.
It wasn’t.
Oh my GOD they are exhaustin'! But don’t worry, there are like--five different assistants trained in Vee Conflict De-escalation™, which is mostly just givin' Valentino candy and lying to Vox about calendar errors LOL!
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