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Dinners and Dilemma’s

I hope you all have had a wonderful holiday celebrating with friends and family, I for one am so excited for the new year!

Now let’s get into disceting this episode

We’re back at SUR with Katie giving Lisa an ultimatium, it’s either Katie or James due to his behavior at Pride, now there have been a couple of people commenting on my pictures saying how dare Katie give Lisa an ultimatium based on what James has done, the main difference I see is that Katie seems genuine in her applogies and owns up to her mistakes, Lisa confides in Natalie in what she should do because like it or not James does bring in a crowd.

Ariana, Scheana, and Billy come together to support Billy at a doctors appointment and Scheana says that she is going to put James in his place, She seems to really want to be in with the group again, I do agree with Ariana when she said that Scheana can be friends with James and be friends with the other girls without taking drastic measures.

Brittany listing all the cheese she likes is a MOOD, cheese is just the best food ever,Jax and Brittany start planning what all they need to get in order for their beer cheese business and how to properly sell it, Jax should probably start by remembering his ipad code. I have a feeling Brittany will probably end up filing out most of the paper work as well

We’re at TomTom where we see it coming together beautifully, however it wouldn’t be a masterpiece without a few struggles, Tom & Tom come by and ask Lisa if she needs help with anything, they plan on starting to interview people, Sandoval expects his employee to be 10/10 no faults and Schwartz will hire anyone with a nice smile and likes to take half shots too.

Scheana has been living in her apartment for 8 years and is finally moving into her own spot in Marina Del Ray, and has James help her move boxes, well James is doing pretty much everything while Scheana is texting, Scheana then sits down with James and asks him what’s his deal and why he keeps being a douche to her friends, James feels like it’s a cop out so Scheana can be friends with the girls again, and doesn’t want to take any accountability for his actions and leaves without apologizing again.

Brittany and Jax get a group together to try her beer cheese where it seems to be a hit! Katie drops the bomb about her conversation with Lisa, her friends are team Katie and stand behind her descision, but don’t think it will be that easy for Lisa if James cries to her.

Ariana and Stassi are finally planning their winter snow queen birthday party together, this duo is so bad ass. I can’t wait to see how killer this party will be

Also can I just say that the Stassi video game edit was probably the best thing I’ve ever seen on Vanderpump Rules 10/10 would buy this game and play it everyday

James and his family get together to celebrate his brothers graduation, where he gives his brother a gift of a 5 thousand dollar check. James feels like not only is he the oldest brother but also keeps his family together. He’s not all bad

Lala is back at SUR after a trip to New York for her mans premier of Gotti, even though the film didn’t get the best rating on rotten tomatoes to even have the opprotunity to work with John Travolta is epic

She also tells Lisa that she gave up drinking, and that James has a real problem covered up that gets blamed with alcohol, Lisa asks Tom and Guilarmo about James where they support James and want to keep C. U.N. Tuesday’s going and I’m not going to lie they look lit AF

Lala pulls Raquel aside, and let’s her know that she’s not ok with Raquel saying that Lala doesn’t support other women, and that she is blinded by James. That conversation went from 0-100 real quick. I feel like whenever Raquel gets involved in an altercation she handles it with such patience and grace but stands up for herself as well.

Tom, Tom and Lisa start interviewing people at Pump and Schwartz wants to be friends with everyone and Sandoval is acting like they’re running for president and needs the name of their first born.

James comes to meet Lisa to have a meeting and talk about his actions at Pump, Lisa let’s him know she’s been fully informed of what he said to Katie, I do feel for James because he does have so much potentional but you can’t be an asshole and deserve respect. Lisa let’s him know that as a face or her company he can’t behave that way, and he shouldn’t drink ever again. James pleads for one more chance, but just doesn’t get through to Lisa. She has to hold him accountable and tells him he needs to make some life changes. James leaves heartbroken, I do hope he learns from this and continue to do what he loves but without struggling and bringing his co-workers down.

What did you think about Lisa firing James?

#pumprules comes back January 7th! Happy new year babes ❤️

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More hope & some justice

Well well well nothing better to help my two day hangover than a Sunday episode of pumprules, we’re back again with a montage of James being a bilgeriant drunk ass and body shaming women and calling women whores but I mean could we expect anything else from repeated disgusting behavior.

Raquel is seeking comfort from Scheana and asking her what she believes is true, Scheana then explains that she doesn’t feel like Hope isn’t the most reliable souce because she exagerates her stories

Raquel then talks to Hope where we find out more about this cheating scandal, Hope says not only did she and James hook up at Coachella 2 years ago, but has continued sleeping with him for 3 years!!!

Now I’m all for cheaters being caught BUT something doesn’t add up if this girl really wanted Raquel to know about her boyfriend being a piece of shit she would of said something a LONG time ago???!

Lisa arrives at SUR pride looking gorgeous and is confronted with a drunk muppet version of James and tells Raquel to get her man and not let him drink anymore. Raquel also lets James know what Hope told her, and James is saying none of it is true and that all these girls are thirsty.

James gets uninvited from Peter’s party and the conversation pretty much goes like this

Peter: hey sorry you can’t come to my birthday because you were a drunk ass

James: oh ok... sorry I guess

At Peter’s party Scheana, Brittany & Stassi talk about the cheating scandal, and Stassi looks like she’s almost trying to find solve a quantium physics problem to figure out what side Scheana is on

Ariana and Stassi are finally joining their forces together to become this bad ass blonde duo to celebrate their birthdays, which I personally love this friendship ❤️

The girls get together to plan a girls night looking bomb AF, and Brittany invites Raquel to see how she’s feeling about James, the other girls don’t know if they should pound their drinks or stab themselves with their cocktail straw.

Raquel also hears about the other comments James made to everyone else, where she admits that his drinking gets out of hand and Brittany says it’s easy it is to be blinded by love and to blame James’ drinking as his biggest issue but isn’t buying it, girl me too.

Katie comes into SUR to talk to Lisa about how James needs to have repercutions for his actions or else she’s out and honestly I don’t blame her, even though I would be scared out of my mind to give the queen herself an ultimatium were going to have to see how it all plays out next week.

Also thank you babes for following me on Instagram! I hit over 5k this week, love this VPR family ❤️

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Celebrating engagement & gay pride

What’s up pumpiezzz

We’re back with another banger of an episode, this time we start off with Jax and Brittany in their post engagement glow as they return to their apartment, where everyone is waiting for them to congratulate including the queen herself Lisa freaking Vanderpump, if I ever got the opportunity to have Lisa come to my house I would go into debt with purchasing a whole new house. Can I also just say again how mother fucking ride or die for each other they come together and have been through the worst with each other but know how to come together to celebrate such monumental events. They are really the modern day friends group ❤️

THERE IS NO BETTER DUO THAN KRISTEN and LALA coming together and surving up justice, I love that all the girls are friends again and not taking shit from anyone. Kristen is making damn sure that you will be held accountable for your actions and there will be hell to pay.

Pride episodes are always my favorite, not only for the outfits they wear but I just love seeing everyone in West Hollywood coming together and getting to have the best time.

While shopping for outfits Lala tells Tom, Ariana & Scheana about the douchey acts from a DJ at Coachella and THAN cut to Kristen and Stassi discussing the fact that James cheated on Raquel at Coachella while she was sleeping in another room and is planning to bring the other woman to PRIDE holy shit I am shook, season 3&4 Kristen is making a comeback and I am here for it, don’t get me wrong I was not a fan of Miami girl being brought in BUT James has wronged so many people and if he did cheat on his girlfriend than she deserves the respect to be told about it.

Tom and Ariana go to James and Raquel’s for dinner and Tom talks about how James shouldn’t have disrespected Brittany and needs to stop being a dick.

James also asks Tom and Ariana if they feel pressure to get married. If it happens it will happen at their own time, let’s stop trying to make fetch happen. But I am curious to see what kind of ring Sandoval would design

The editors at bravo are pure geniuses for coming up with that cute 80’s sitcom scene and praise the Vanderpump Rules gods for GOOD AS GOLD it’s the best song no one come from me

Kristen and Hope climbing the fence to get into SUR is everything I could wish for, her devotion to revenge is something I strive for. I do feel bad for Raquel for someone coming for her saying that they slept with her boyfriend, that scene was hard to watch because Raquel is literally one of the most beautiful girls I’ve seen and seems very sweet so James treat your girlfriend with respect.

annnnd we’re finishing with a back alley confrontation where Lala tells James he needs help and can’t treat people like they are disposiable and James body shames Katie, like are you kidding Katie is stunning and no man should talk to women like that walking off throwing his cigarette on the ground like a little bitch, get some new material bitch

On that note I’m out, pumprules is on next Sunday babes! ❤️❤️

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Season 7 baby!

Ok here we go after the longest 8 months we’re finally back to make Monday’s great again!

We start off the episode with the crew at SUR, setting up with a see you next Tuesday, and a reformed Jax Taylor who has seen the light and is doing everything for his dream girl Brittany even making her a turkey sandwich. While Brittany is getting ready for work she rehashes what happened at the previous CUNTuesday, where James got on the mic and was free styling “creativity” and was extremely innappoproate bringing up the events that took place last summer which just added 100 points of douche to him. Jax then comes in to SUR and let’s James know he is not welcome to any summer events, and if he knows what’s good for him he should back down before he gets smacked the fuck down

After insta-stalking, we then finally get to meet the guy who melted Stassi’s murdery heart, I am so happy for her from going from man-bun who dumps her on their anniversary, to a man who she cries just talking about over happiness, congratulations babes you guys are so cute ❤️

Jax then spills the beans to Stassi that he is going to propose to Brittany, which can I say how happy I am that about how full circle their relationship has come. Stassi is such a great friend, she is loyal AF and takes no shit when it comes to her girlfriends

We get some of the Taco Bell coven gathering together to get some ear piercings and talk about what a douche James is for making Brittany cry, and Lala says she hasn’t been close to James since Coachella for once again him making innapropiate comments to her and her man and Kristen declares war, and is coming for DJ James Kennedy. I for one can not wait for the karma police to site his ass #timesup

Tom and Tom meet up with Ken and Lisa to discuss the nitty gritty of TomTom, however Lisa is not impressed with their delay and decided to pass the baton of cocktail menu to Pandora, which Tom and Tom are not happy about, but from what I’ve seen pictures of the bar,food and drink menu looks 10/10.

They then go to meet Jax at Kyle Chan’s shop to see the engagement ring for the first time, and it is so stunning, Jax admits that the ring is over his budget but due to his father passing away, him and his sister were given some extra money so not only is that ring a symbol of love for Brittany but another way to remember his father which is just so sweet. ❤️

Stassi and Brittany then take their fur babies to the dog park and talk about how Jax has changed and how Brittany knew in her heart that she wanted to give him another chance after being on and off for a few months, Stassi is trying her best not to give away any expression knowing that Jax is going to propose which props to her because I would not be able to make eye contact with my friend if I knew something so exciting like that!

The witches of Weho get together and discuss if Jax is going to propose or not, Stassi being the only one out of the three to know for sure finally cracks and let’s them know what’s going on.

Jax struggling with that ring box and finally just shoving it into his pants had to be one of the funniest things I had ever seen,finally they get to Malibu for dinner and drinks and Jax runs around nervously until he finally puts that beautiful ring on a tray and asks the girl of his dreams to be his wife, honestly you’re lying if you didn’t tear up at Brittany’s reaction, she is the sweetest thing. I’m so happy for this gorgeous couple and wish them nothing but the best. This might of been the best first episode of VPR can’t wait to see how the rest of the season to go ❤️

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The people’s choice!

As you have probably seen for over the past month, VPR was nominated for a people’s choice for best reality show, some people may say “ oh this show is so scripted” but you really can’t make this shit up from backhands to breakdowns this show is legit and I feel honered that the cast has shared their lives with us for the past 7 years! even though they didn’t win the PCA, thank you babies we love you, the VPR fans are ride or fuckin die ❤️ below are some pictures of the cast last night and they all look hot AF

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN BABY!

not only is it just the best day of the year it’s extra special because we were blessed by the bravo gods of the season 7 vanderpump rules trailer !!

and I mean some say the devil works hard but I truly believe that the producers at bravo work harder to cram months of filming into 2 minutes of gold to hype us up!

so to start we have Brittany screaming “IM ENGAGED” from her balcony and can I just say that I’m SO excited for the Jax and Brittany wedding, they’re getting married in a castle for fucks sakes true wedding goals.

anddd cue to the fighting montages and tears but really what is a season trailer without a breakdown or two??

what is really exciting to me is the gift we truly have not deserved but are welcoming with open arms and that is the birthday party of the summer AKA Stassi and Ariana having a double birthday party??! I mean did we ever think this day would come no but are we living for every second of it YES!

some more partying and a good a good comeback scene which I love! We then get to finally see TomTom come together which from the instagrams is the most beautiful bar/restaurant I have ever seen in my life

I’m also very excited for the girls to come together and destroy the boys in every single thing because they deserve nothing but good things

overall the season trailer is a mess of emotions, fights, laughs, tears and Billie lee chasing lala though a house?? If you’ve kept up with previous Instagram drama through the girls then this might give us all the tea that needs to be spilt ☕️

And dare I may say we get to see a little bit of crazy Kristen make a comeback?? from her clapping back to Raquel to falling over a table I can say that Kristen will be delivering some gold.

Anyways I’m going to stuff my face with Halloween treats and watch the trailer about 39 more times

Season 7 premiers in December 3rd only on bravo ❤️

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Jax and Brittany engagement party! 💍

Talk about away to start off the season! Jax proposed to Brittany earlier this summer and of course she said yes, they truly have had their ups and downs while throughout their relationships, but what is a successful relationship without working out the hard and ugly shiz? and seriously that ring is STUNNING and so perfectly suited for a beautiful woman like Brittany

Last night Jax and Brittany had their engagement party which from the snapchats looked like such a good time and I can only assume that the wedding will be a dream, the cast of VPR along with family & friends showered the couple with so much love I am already tearing up. Since I didn’t get an invite to join the celebration I obviously had to stalk the casts Snapchat’s and insta stories to get all the details. The cast and friends were pre partying in a party bus that looked lit fire flames

From the bus they arrived at what looked like a gorgeous field of flowers transformed just for the lovely couple and they had a FLOWER WALL backdrop which isn’t just goals but also the best place to take great pictures in front of

I know it’s common for people to say you’re glowing when you’re in love but look at them they are glowing brighter than I do when I put on my Kylie Jenner hi light, congratulations Jax and Brittany seriously wishing you nothing but wonderful things and can’t wait to see your wedding photos they are going to be beautiful ❤️

Here are some more pictures from the engagement party!

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My favorite witches

When I’m drunk and no one’s paying attention to me

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This. Is. So. Important.

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When two of your friends get into a fight.

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When your friend bails on your happy hour plans

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Welcome to SUR

What’s up?!

I decided to create a tumblr for this fan page to not only share hilarious gifs, but also another way to answer questions, talk about our favorite survers and get opinions about the episodes of the best reality show to come into my life.

I got my first fix of vanderpump rules when season 3 came out, I had just moved into my boyfriends place and was channel surfing, I have always been a big fan of relality TV and bravo so when I found this show I felt that I had truly been blessed, and of coursed had to frantically search all websites possible until I could bringe watch seasons 1 & 2. I’m not only a surver as well but I really enjoyed that not only could I laugh my ass off or constantly be shook by each episode that I could relate to this group of friends.

I started a fan page Instagram and Twitter account to not only fuel my obsession but as an outlet to connect with other fans of the show, feel free to leave a comment, question or thought I’d love to hear them!