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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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he's fudanshing out

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she is 9 pounds

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it must have been sooooo awesome when fruiting plants first dropped in the mesozoic. imagine a world in which plants start giving out fruit snack rewards. well i guess we dont have to because we live in that world but at the time it would have been the best thing to ever happen

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1: I’m thinking of a community of Catholic Christians over a geographical area, but I can’t remember the name of it.

2: Is it a diocese?

1: No, it’s smaller than that

2:

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I found the passwordds to your account online being sold for five wood coins and five red coins and five lead coins and five straw coins and five bone coins and five plastic coins and five wax coins and five porcelain painted coins

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...

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The 'Loot From the Rainbow' an illustration from Arthur Ferrier in 1928