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so small

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the shared madness of two

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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

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i know he's against re-recording but how much do i have to pay patrick to record vices&virtues

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did you have good day today? did you wear that one sweater you always said you loved? is your hair still long? how’s your mom? did you ever get that tattoo? do you still think about me? how’s your little brother? do you still listen to that one band? do you still think about that day? do you know that i still do? can we have one more summer together? have you forgotten everything?

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When frankenstein's creature said accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? And when Judas said why didn't you make me good enough so that you could've loved me? And when wych elm said why did you do this to me? I was your baby. You made me. But then sophokles said, i am the shape you made me, filth teaches filth.

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i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

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i missed drawing people but the autistic grasp this musical has on me is unwavering so i humanized mistoffelees

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john partridge is the single best rum tum tugger ugh i love it when people are sexy

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Boots and cats and boots and cats and

i should have made demeter a little shorter, oh well

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💫💖 super graphic ultra modern girl 💖💫

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Real Groove magazine, 2008

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cats (1998) + the onion

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cannot believe cats 1998 rekindled my joy for theater but actually i can

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cats the musical haters will always be like "none of this makes sense" and "why are they so horny" like cranky because you will never attend a jellicle ball as a jellicle cat are you.

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old deuteronomy has learned that human fathers are oftentimes "out for milk". unwilling to shirk this duty, he too sets out for the closest catvenience store to make sure none of his 467 children are left milkless.