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whoop whoop my name’s Noonien Soong, I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs, I named my android sons “Facts” and “Heresay” and “Before I Fucking Learned How To Build An Android”, my wife died so I rebuilt her as a robot and then she dumped me, I made sure my robot sons who look exactly like me but weirder were really good at fucking before I sorted out their emotional disorders and this isn’t creepy, my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad

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the most valid Star Trek ship is actually Riker/Riker 

he’s always looking out for number one

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does your brain ever just punch itself in the gray matter with the sudden force of an unexpected association 

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the most valid Star Trek ship is actually Riker/Riker 

he’s always looking out for number one

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“why did janeway become an admiral after voyager omg that’s so boring”

consider: she needed a stable career to support her borg wife 

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Nerdy Fact #1501: The producers of Star Trek included scenes of overt sexuality to deflect the focus of NBC’s Broadcast Standards Office censors from other controversial aspects in certain episodes, like blatant allegories of the Vietnam war and racism.

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starttrek.com: we love all of the star trek series equally

starttrek.com: the original series, the next generation, d-deep spock lime

starttrek.com: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

starttrek.com: vanilla, envelope

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Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

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New Baby Tapir video is up on YouTube!

CLICK—> https://youtu.be/USt9qhYk9Zs

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Star Trek’s DeForest Kelley wanted to be a doctor in real life, but he couldn’t afford medical school. Later on, some of his proudest moments as an actor were the number of people who told him his portrayal of Dr. McCoy inspired them to become doctors. “You can win awards and that sort of thing, but to influence the youth of the country … is an award that is not handed out by the industry.” Source Source 2

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No one ever wants to show the captain anything nice.

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TNG au where Riker has Guy Fieri's hair and beard combo

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My favourite things about the “are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man?” meme are that a. it’s not an “incorrect quotes” gag - that’s actually what Brent Spiner is saying in that shot; and b. he’s talking to Wil Wheaton.

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obviously it’s completely tragic that sam kirk died and jim was too late to save him but i snorted so hard when they rolled him over and it was just william shatner wearing a fake moustache