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THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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Chapter 215 reminded us that Sebastian is indeed stupid.
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He my fwiend now. We gonna commit felonies together cuz that's what real fwiends do >:3
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omg VOX Y R U SO UNAFFECTIONATE
"Because it's Alastor."
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