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one trick pony anniversary today

adorable art by @remdeans

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To all the plus sized selfshippers out there, please know you never have to lose weight for your f/o to find you attractive. They adore every inch of you, including the soft, beautiful parts you may feel insecure about. Your body is perfect to them, and they wouldn’t want you any other way. Anyone who says otherwise? Your f/o’s already rolling up their sleeves, ready to defend your honor. 💖💪

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happy pride

ft adhd patrick and autistic art…

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day seven - anniversary.

it’s finally the first year anniversary of three body problem! we got together exactly one year ago, 12 days after i first watched ch.allengers. it was p much love at first sight 💕

for our first anniversary, we take a weekend trip to a coastal town a few hours away and rent a cabin overlooking the ocean. we spend two days having sleepy, lazy days, playing games, and cuddling. they’re the light and love of my life. every day i’m thankful to have them in my life as my number one source of joy and love.

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day six - chosen family.

our family is small for the time being, just the three of us, but it’s the family that we found along the way. our found family is what we have, and how beautiful is it to have three people who love and support each other through everything? we take care of each other, especially when we can’t take care of ourselves.

(fankid lore drop coming soon)

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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

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day five - hurt/comfort.

“he tells me he’s gentle when he wants to be, so i think he wants to be gentle with me.”

- touch tank, quinnie

this song epitomizes the hurt/comfort dynamic between art and i. art is a difficult person to open up and it someone who has to make the choice to soften, to be gentle and warm because he’s so used to protecting himself. he’s gentle because he wants to be.

“lay on the horn to prove that it haunts me; i love you, i’m sorry.”

- i love you, im sorry, gracie abrams

no words have summed up hurt/comfort between patrick and i better than “i love you, im sorry.” we love each other and we’re sorry our love languages clash sometimes. we love each other and we’re sorry not everyone was nice to the other.

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day four - reverse au!

punk!patrick: the patrick who never found tennis but did find underground punk shows, skateboarding and crust pants. he can be found not getting a job and lighting art and fox’s cigarettes for them because princesses shouldn’t have to lift a finger.

britpop revival!art: the guy who listens to male manipulator music but doesn’t manipulate. he wears soft flannels that always smell like cigarette smoke and makes mixtapes for fox and patrick that always contain at least one too many songs by the smiths.

barbie!fox: elle woods meets jennifer check. baby pink, sparkly eyeshadow, hello kitty but not soft at the same time. she plays tennis (reverse au), but insists on having bedazzled rackets and pink skirts. she paints their nails for them and does a little extra cuticle care every time.

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day three - domestic.

three body problem domesticity looks like:

patrick: love with patrick feels like giggling in bed at a sleepover with your best friend. he’s sleepy sunday mornings where the day drags into late afternoon naps. he takes care of everything—he’s the glue that holds everything together.

art: love with art feels like a warm hug when you need it the very most. he’s an evening siesta where you might as well go to bed but instead you’ll wake up at 8pm and art up all night. he keeps us cozy, comfortable and loved.

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day two - lucky charm.

this is what’s in our daily bags, including our lucky charms!

art carries a big, well maintained nike bag, full of basically anything he could ever need, except his gum, which he always forgets. he always keeps the latest gizmo tamagotchi in his bag—since it lives in his bag, he’s at gizmo 11 now—because it reminds him of his first night being patrick’s roommate. he keeps a universal bride of frankenstein button from me on his bag strap. he also keeps a fortune in his bag for luck.

patrick keeps the same ratty backpack he’s had since he was like 15. he could afford another one but he simply chooses not to get a new one. he always keeps gum (polar mint!) in his bag for art to keep him from biting his nails. he also carries a heart shaped patch i made him in his bag, it matches my tattoo! and he keeps a pair of dice for luck that he stole from a casino the first time he and art went to las vegas.

fox keeps a skelanimals backpack. she wanted foxy, but all they had at hot topic was kit, which is her second favorite skelanimal. she keeps eyeliner and mascara in case her makeup smears and needs to get fixed. at all times she keeps the strength tarot card, which is a random one that patrick found and a st. dymphna (patron saint of trauma recovery and mental health) medallion that art bought for her—she carries them for luck.

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day one - firsts.

art and i’s first date

art and i went to the tennis courts at stanford and he showed me how to hold the tennis racket, hand over hand. then we went out to a nice bistro that had really good sandwiches AND let us draw on the table.

the only problem was that i didn’t realize it was a date until way after! it was a perfect afternoon and art is an amazing coach.

patrick and i’s first date

another date that i didn’t realize was a date… whoops! we drove out to the city, downtown palo alto, while he was nearby for tour. he took me on a graffiti tour and we put our initials on a wall (don’t tell on us!)

city adventures are always more fun with somebody like patrick, who brings light and life to literally everything he does!

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selfships where one of you is as dense as a rock. one of you will be swooning over the other, openly flirting and making moves as often as they can. people close to them keep hinting towards their feelings and try to get you two together but the other person simply Does Not Get It. they could be given an eloquent love letter with straight up a love confession in it and will think "wow they're a really good friend!"

which of you is the dense one and what does the other have to do to finally get through to them?

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the first three body problem anniversary is coming up on may 30th!

i can’t believe it’s already been a year with these weird goobers and i can’t believe it’s only been a year with these weird goobers at the same time 

i decided that i wanted to do a ship week to celebrate the anniversary from the dates of may 24 - may 30.

anyone is welcome to participate, but no pressure. i will be posting using the hashtag #threebodyproblemweek25.

written prompt list under the cut

may 24, day one - firsts

may 25, day two - lucky charm

may 26, day three - domestic

may 27, day four - reverse au

may 28, day five - hurt/comfort

may 29, day six - chosen family 

may 30, day seven - anniversary

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art imitates life

in honor of graduating with my master’s degree today, here’s an adorable commission i got of three body problem from my cool amazing friend @remdeans

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in honor of graduating with my master’s degree today, here’s an adorable commission i got of three body problem from my cool amazing friend @remdeans

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The Cure Themed Selfship Asks

Plainsong: How do you both react to the cold?

Boys Don’t Cry: Who cries the easiest? How does the other person react to them crying?

Dressing Up: Which of you enjoys dancing the most? Who is the best at it?

Mint Car: How would you spend the Summer days with your f/o?

The Lovecats: What pet(s) would you adopt together with your f/o?

Just Like Heaven: Do you dream of your f/o? Do they have any dreams of you? Describe them.

Pictures of You: What kind of pictures do you keep of each other? Are the both of you in them? Do they have a lot of sentimental value to the both of you?

Let’s Go to Bed: What is your bedtime routine together? How late do you stay up?

Why Can’t I Be You: How do you influence each other’s personalities? Do you rub off on the other?

Friday I’m In Love: What day of the week do you look forward to? The week, if you’re with your f/o? Or the weekend, if you have more time to spend with them?

Watching Me Fall: How will your relationship develop as you and your f/o grow older together?

A Night Like This: What do you and your f/o fundamentally disagree on, and can’t find any sort of middle ground for?

A Forest: What doubts or insecurities about the relationship did you have going into it? Were you cautious about it, or did you feel safe and assured?

Apart: If you were to break up, what would the reason be? Would you ever get back together? How?

Siamese Twins: What was a difficult point in your relationship? How did you get past it?

The Funeral Party: How do you both process death? If either of you died, how would the other take it?