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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

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you can try two forget me but ii wont let you ea2iily.

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Apparently piloting a vvessel is just 8egging to havve an arm lopped off.

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Well like most aristocrats in my particular instance of Alternia I spend most of my free time hiding from other aristocrats that want to jack my territory vvia a sharp object through my sternum and make a ridiculous amount of money through taxes and sitting on my ass. I’m still not to st8 that in a more concise manner?

I guess you could say I’m a govverness. 

Yes, totally. I can see that, for sure. 

Good to now. So, Vivi with two v’s, what do you do for a living? I’m a Courier, which means something different on my planet than it does everywhere else. 

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It’s.

It’s the same.

We havve functionally the same eyes.

8ecause the humans have funner eye emojis

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My fucking reading comprehension today is gar8age. 

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Why human eye emoji. We have eyes.

Just because I say the vv twice doesn’t mean it makes sense!!!!

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Just because I say the vv twice doesn’t mean it makes sense!!!!

vivi makes sense

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👀 are u..... gay

8y human standards?Pro8a8ly pretty gay.

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I totally don’t havve one of those. And no. It’s one vv.

Do I have to type it with all the v’s? Your quirk is killing me, my voice to text pronounces it as a weird lisp.

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Vvriska. Though, you’ll pro8a8ly 8e calling me Vvivvi.

I can send you a nail file 8ut otherwise I’vve got nothing.

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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

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its a8out time i showed a little dash8oard grace, right?

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(( gift art for @piir8 because they have sych a lovely muse and i adore seeing blue on my dashboard))

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I can send you a nail file 8ut otherwise I’vve got nothing.

@vvola8le started following you

Hello. I’m Brier and my teeth are too big for my gods damned mouth. I have cut my tongue on them twice today, send help.

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As if it’s any worse than ~8a8e~.

God you’re just so welcome, sweetie, I livve for these moments.

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Well you could also try flirting 8ut in such a way where you come off as unintentionally threatening or “trying too hard”.

Vviolet Vvriska’s advvice for talking to girls.

Don’t.

Hope they talk to you.

Royally fuck it up when they do, a8solutely drop the fucking 8all.