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the urge to bite into a bayleaf just to feel something

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gonna make this an official series

writing down my story ideas so i dont forget later part 1

a person with the ability to create an empty room seperated from the rest of reality. the time still turns on the rest of the world except for them when they are inside it. they waste their life hiding in it and need to make the choice to leave before their time runs out

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just had an idea for a d&d cult

most cults are trying to bring something to life or gain more power/control or bring about the end of the world or something, but i think its terrifying if it *doesnt* have a purpose. like imagine these people who have harnessed sorts of extremely powerful and delicate magic used on sacrifices that puts them in a basically eternal state of empty stasis only as a passed down tradition that used to have a purpose but is now only carried out because its taught to be an honor or something

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i just remembered that when i threw away that wendys bag a few hours ago, there was still a half eated chicken sandwich in there that i was planning on saving for later

pain

nothing but pain

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stop complaining about popular things on the internet and shut up out of the crippling fear of backlash like the rest of us you privilaged swine

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watching astralspiff while eating corn flakes in the middle of the night is my new favorite hobby

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okay so skeletons right? the undead monster, not just our bones

why are they undead? whats their story? well what if skeletons of the innocent wrongfully put to death for the crimes of someone else? perhaps they never truly died, forced to stay concious through being buried and suffocated, only ever coming to the surface when their nerves have completely decomposed and they are no longer in pain. maybe they are not all violent, just waiting on the day the one truely at fault passes on at they can finally be laid to rest or maybe the reason they stay alive is because they need go make up for the time they lost

i think the wise old skeleton is a much more compelling concept than jusy mindless enemies with no flavor aside from being a fiend, a basic enemy for the hero to take down. thats one thing that bothers me about modern fantasy storytelling, theres an over-arching story but nothing actually makes any sense if you didnt grow up with it and in the end. like d&d? its only fun when theres genuine depth other than "oh no theres a scary dragon and its summoning all these enemies to do its bidding" like come on! i want flavor, i want angst, i want fresh and interesting concepts. maybe its because i have extreme anxiety and paranoia but sometimes it feels like im the only one asking "okay but how does this make sense? is it interesting and believable?"

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ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE WASHED MY LAUNDRY, DEEP CLEANED THE FLOORS OF MY ROOM, AND MADE MY BED. ANYONE WHO INQUIRES ABOUT THE STATE OF MY DESK, EXACTLY WHERE MY LAUNDRY IS, OR ABOUT THE REMAINING STENCH OF MY FELINE'S TERRITORY WILL BE SLAIN UPON THE BLADE THAT IS MY AMASSED ANQUISH. MAY THOSE WHO CHALLENGE THE LEADEN HANDS OF SEVERELY DEPPRESSED FACE THEIR TURN.

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What genre is "𝖊𝖍"?

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So I'm working on a collection of fake folklore style stories but I need ideas for another one.

So far there are two that I've come up with; A fae who's spite took away their morality and turned them into a monster who now seeks out the kindhearted in attempts to steal another persons sense of morality (which makes them go insane) to bring back their own humanity

As well as a starved artist who turned into snake-like poet very similar to a siren whos "flowery words" quite literally grow thorns and vegetation inside you to slowly suffocate you as a literally manifested metaphor for the artists pain and desperation to be seen and appreciated.

I need a third one that ties it all together but I'm fresh out of ideas. Can yall help me out?

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update: i um-

i went back and finished the rest of the bag

its 5:25am on a tuesday

i feel like everyone from our generation has at some point woken up in the middle of the night to drink water out of a disposable cup while nearly eating an entire bag of chips unconsciously as they fantasize about how much better they'd be at getting away with fraud than most actual business owners... before snapping out of it only after they realize that theyre out if water and should probably go back to bed.

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i feel like everyone from our generation has at some point woken up in the middle of the night to drink water out of a disposable cup while nearly eating an entire bag of chips unconsciously as they fantasize about how much better they'd be at getting away with fraud than most actual business owners... before snapping out of it only after they realize that theyre out of water and should probably go back to bed.