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some girl behind me in line at the dollar store today said "girl we've been knowing how to draw. Beatboxing puppy" and it froze me in my tracks i had to stare forward without moving a muscle. The devil's cold breath caressed my neck and i've been marked for death

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Oh my God an actually good post from r/SeveranceAppleTVplus.

Especially this comment:

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genuinely how i feel every time

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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

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do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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@pupbeat

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new species of deep sea squid discovered

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rephrasing a sentence to avoid having the same word twice in a row literally feels like adjusting yr stride so you step on the pavement cracks the right way

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A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

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produces one agonized scream before doing three little circles and curling up cozy to nap

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realest thing I’ve ever heard recently

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Fuck everybody else I only respect Team Cherry