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[EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS]

Hi everyone. I know I haven't exactly been active on this account for a while - Let me apologize for that.

I'm offering emergency commissions to help pay for my cat's treatment. Use code KITTY2024 to get a discount on them.

Please help share this around, it would be of great help. Thank you so much everyone, much love to you all. ❤

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(I accept payment through PayPal as well)

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

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Star-crossed

If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3 

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dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

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The Tolkien society is mad that someone used an image they have a copyright on because they bought the physical copy and God fuck the Tolkien society so hard.

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I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.

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I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

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a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

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quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

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some sort of love poem

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i cant reblog this original post anymore because it's been lost (deleted when i was mass deleting a lot of stuff)

but important to point out that this

post has been brought up in the parliament of the united kingdom