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Go vote NYC, you’ve got this

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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my sister walked into my room, put her hands behind her back and went "here's what Obama would sound like if he was gay: so uhhhh let me be queer" and then asked me if I could give her money so she could see linkin park

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This scene is so funny, cause there’s so much going on

“They want my dog!”

“THERE’S NO NEED TO ALART THE AUTHORITIES!!-“ *steals the phone* “everything’s under control. 😊”

Meanwhile jumba is having a whole car thrown at him in the background.

“Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.” Said with the kinda exasperation no child should have 😭

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What do you think people who are a bit to into planes did before planes were invented

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In preparation for moving my beloved went through the lurking depths of the under sink cabinets. This was incredibly valiant and wonderful.

Many useless belongings were exhumed. We somehow acquired 5 pairs of safety goggles. Literally no idea how or why. Some things were kept, others tossed or donated depending.

One thing they unearthed was their virtually unused pot pipe. I saw it and was surprised for a moment to see a marijuana implement because they literally never smoke but they opted to keep and clean in. It had an ancient residue on it from the last time they smoked like seven years ago.

They told me, “The internet informs me Epsom salt and rubbing alcohol can clean it.”

I’m lounging on the couch and heard from the kitchen a few minutes later, “Dang, stoners on the internet know whats up. This is so effective.”

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what makes this funnier is this guy is a model dating a huge tiktok influencer now but Jim teacher will never leave him

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meeee i'd teach my kids to hate capitalism from day one ❤️

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Quick someone give me stocks advice no wrong answers go

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the giant phantom jelly (stygiomedusa gigantea) | schmidtocean on ig

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snail centaur as a playable race

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WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP