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*CHOMPS your sleeve before running away*

“O u c h.. rip my sleeve why don’t cha?”

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Hi ladies sorry for not posting anything in a while!!! Have a silly lil shitpost i whipped up

Also trigger warning for (poorly and cartoonishly drawn) cannibalism underneath

Inspired by that one specific ask from @w0rking-0vertime about biting and eating people and stuff ^^

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“Why did you instantly assume I was a cannibal.. .”

I forgot some people do that. 🥀

“How strange you people are..if I had a nickel for how many times I’ve been accused of cannibalism- I’d have two nickels..not a lot but it’s very weird it happened twice.”

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“NO- I simply bite and nibble to show affection if you’re very close to me-..do people not do that-“

... Some people do-

“Why did you instantly assume I was a cannibal.. .”

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“You- people really like biting me- is this my karma for doing the same-“

BUDDY WHAT???

CONTEXT PLEASE???

ELLIOT ARE YOU A CANNIBAL???

THIS IS MAKING ME WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM THE PIZZAS- (/silly /nsrs)

“NO- I simply bite and nibble to show affection if you’re very close to me-..do people not do that-“

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*Bites you before vanishing in a shower of nightshade petals*

“You- people really like biting me- is this my karma for doing the same-“

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Good afternoon, sir! In exchange for one pizza with extra cheese I have hot cocoa and a plush cat. Please? I'm hungry. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

“Ahh..of course of course-! I don’t mind trading for service around here. Please take!”

[He hands you a fresh one..seems he already had one on hand.]

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heya ! ! before i do anything , would it be okay if i rp ans my kinsona / headcannoned two time in your asks ? their a lot less religious n stuffs !

i get if not though ^^

bailey / two time

( also , i LOVE your art so much OMGGG )

🍕 ~ ( ahh, of course I wouldn’t mind. I may be late to those asks..I’m always very hesitant ahah..but please do!! Also.thank you SOO much :3)

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Good sir,

How well do you like your Heelies? (I hope spelled it correctly, if I didn’t. I’m sorry.)

“I love my heelies. I’ve been a heelies wearer ever since I was a teen! It helps me during rounds..it’s part of my ‘rush hour’ ability.. I can’t access them during rounds..”

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what if hypothetically I ignored every single pizza you threw

“One- that’s your own problem. That’s suicidal. Two..I know after a few times to ignore you. Heal your godamn self. There’s medkits..better be quick.”

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I’m gonna give you a pink bow and sparkly glitter eyeshadow. Nothing you say can stop this. This is a threat, Elliot. I’ll give you five seconds to run,

5

4

3-

*lunges with bows and makeup*

“Bud. I have a little sister. That shit don’t affect me. But if you insist on running..”

[And off he bolts-! using…HEELIES?!-]

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bites at you like a jolly rancher 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 mm tastey

“..ow,big ow. I’m not edible,bud.”

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How did you and Mafioso meet?

“Through the pizzeria..he likes to treat his men a lot..it cute in a way. It took a little while for things to even hit off..aahah..I knew him before I was shoved in his hell hole..we were engaged before hand actually.

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i need you so horrendously bad i am foaming at the mouth as we speak

“I’ll never understand how you all are-…tremendously down bad for me..”

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Elliot, are you okay after the Backrooms experience?

“I’m weirdly…very,very discoordinated after this experience.”

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TF YOU MEAN ELLIOT GOT STUCK IN THE BACKROOMS?

“I don’t know how that happened. At all.”

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I'm calling up on unknown forces to yoink you out of the Backrooms

Also, I will be paying for your therapy

“I don’t think paying for therapy and being here mix’