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SIGHHH this is true

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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i’ll sic my great horned owl on you

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i’m gonna hunt you for sport

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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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attack. violents.

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Whoa. It's fish doorbell season

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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

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been gardening all day n i feel like these mfs

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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❥ Twisted Wonderland Dormitory Songs

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Lots of species will go all out to land a mate, but few courtship routines are as elaborate as that of the Satin Bowerbird (Ptilonorhynchus violaceus)! Males craft elaborate nest-like structures, known as bowers, to attract a mate. Male bowerbirds build with sticks, then festoon the front terraces of their bowers with shiny or colored objects, often vivid blue. Ornaments range from natural treasures like fresh flowers, feathers, and cicada wings to bits of plastic like caps from ballpoint pens! Some satin bowerbirds mix plant material with saliva and spread this “paint” on bower walls. If a female admires a bower, she enters it and watches the male dance with a favorite trinket in his bill.

Photo: Linda Cross, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

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i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)