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thought the kotor baddies would enjoy this

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see i dont think obi-wan ever knew abt the anidala marriage, like yeah he figured they were in a relationship but i dont think he even entertained the idea of the two of them having the sheer AUDACITY to make their illegal relationship lawfully binding. like, leaving 0 wiggle room there, straight to the "whats the most attachment to another person that i can profess without donating both my kidneys and how do i make sure it leaves documented proof". but if he did learn abt it, i think stages of grief there would range from "he was 19!!! thats too young!!" to "i didnt know about it!!" to "they didnt even invite me" to "i wish i could have been there for him in this important life step" to "i should have been the best man" to "wait who WAS the best man" to "ARTOO??? you let artoo be the best man???" and itd hurt more than mustafar precisely bc how do you even begin to cope with the fact that your best friend might like his war criminal ps5 more than you. its one thing to take that L to padme. sure u raised that kid but he cant help his terminal heterosexuality. its very much a whole nother thing when the second L hits the kenobi in the form of a sentient trashcan

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work in progress

kofi | commissions (open! i can do ocs or star wars stuff!)

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Happy Pride Month 🔪

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I think a lot about Malak's "If I'd been in your place, could I have been redeemed too?" from the light side ending for several reasons. For one it's one of the few times in the game that Malak isn't just being presented as the two-dimensional villain he is in the rest of the story. For the second, it's another example of kotor 1 pushing it's "brainwashing to the light side=redemption" thing, which is... interesting.

And for the third: imagining the Jedi council actually trying their brainwashing plan with Malak is really funny. Because like 40% of why brainwashing Revan worked is because they're the most anonymous person in existence. And Malak just, isn't.

Look at them

No one is going to look at brainwashed Revan and think that they're the dark lord of the Sith, partly because everyone thought Revan was dead, but also because under that mask they could be literally anyone. Most people in the galaxy probably had their own headcanons for what Revan looked like, and they probably didn't imagine the average Joe/Jane that you play as during the game.

Meanwhile a brainwashed Malak will have heard how he 'looks just like that dead sith lord' a hundred times before even leaving Taris.

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wait a second...this is just like one of my chinese danmeis

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happy twenty-first birthday to knights of the old republic, the game is finally old enough to get a drink at the best cantina in star wars:

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boomshakalaka

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“star wars is about hope😊” BITCH HOW LITERALLY NOBODY GETS A HAPPY ENDING, SOULMATES GET TORN APART, FRIENDSHIPS GET BURNED TO THE GROUND, PEOPLE RUN OFF ON PURGILL AND DONT COME BACK, MOMS DONT SEE THEIR BABIES GROW UP, CLONES TURN ON THEIR GENERALS TF ARE YOU ON ABOUT

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Actually. The rarely touched-upon political implications of Coruscant's weather being man-made.

"Don't rain on my parade" is a very literal phrase among the Senators because honey, whoever has the best connections WILL rain on your activists in particular if they don't like what ur doing

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bleeding heart | @nightgalen

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Based on this post by @chaoticpostcollectionstuff :

imagine you're in your fourties, having a nice day on the holonet, thinking about how absolutely obsessed you were with Anakin Skywalker as a teen and then suddenly you find out that he's Darth Vader via Destiel equivalent meme

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No wonder the whole galaxy was obsessed with him in the war jesus ajkjjsinssk he’s so young and pretty with his saber and armor and only just growing over the ears curls. Hero with no fear getting EATEN ALIVE on the holonet by the besotted masses.

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Savior, conqueror, hero, villian. You are all of these things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.© Darth Malak

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I just watched the movie ep1-6

epic

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probably waiting for Padme and Luke at the spaceport or sth ajshdgkasd

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°Aayla Secura°

Design based on @symeona awsome artworks of her!