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wackymaci · 7 days ago

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hiiii don't reblog this!!! [ u can re blog this art riiiight overe HERE, thankssksk-

but, so, AHEM,

i really wanna draw the whole Convo. i probably won't, ever - SO HERE IT IS IN FULL

Wedding Crashers - ( the archive title <3) Some background before you read this thing!

the year is 2012! ahem jk it's uhh, 2007 Elysium'verse time, you know how The A/venger/s took place in 2007 of course hhaha. haha!! shh. (written in, OoC, the real year 2012 lol). EeL... has not been in the palace very long at ALL. He crashlanded in sometime mid April, spedrun through Memory Theatre Trauma Dissection and graduated to Being Completely Fine You Guys Lets Hook Up ;))) within this time period until disappearing just at the end of May/beginning of June lmao?! Two months to soul bond with everyone here AND get accidentally pregnant RIPPP AAHH Jesse and Laphi's wedding was on June 30 and Fjoer hatched just a few weeks later! wow egg babies aree easy

When EeL disappeared, Epi immediately had tracked him down via the dreamscape and discovered he was pregnant (reporting this back to the palace even though Loki had said not to gfgfkg) and did not know who the other parent was. Nowadays, and having taken over the Underworld's magic (later this very year actually), EeL can magically determine his baby details like parentage - but he hadn't elevated his powers yet at that time, so genuinely he and they had no idea. Until there was a bigass owl egg.

Staying with him while he'd been hiding pregnant was resident flower nymph Evanthe, who has definitely never had a different name and story before <33, I have yet to actually post any art of her anywhere yet but.... soon.... that's a sidenote. This time period was when Vali and Nari had introduced her to Loki in his hideaway on a whim and Loki had persuaded her to stay with him.... solely to send the palace in a panic again by disappearing her as revenge for Epi telling everyone he was pregnant lmao. They became friends here (ish, with Loki keeping her very at arms length the entire time) within this setting, and of course Ev would eventually become Rane's parent and Loki's partner/significant other for a time in the future about 5 ish years from here; for now, she was with him for moral support when he poofed back with the Fjoegg and accidentally smack in the middle of the wedding, which was otherwise happening offscreen.

OH Jesse and Laphi got married at the banks of the Acheron River, who is actually Laphi's father lol, so no one was initially at the palace.

Just like that one full convo i'd posted long ago,. this is formatted to be spaced out to be eeassierrr to read, names are bolded for the same reason, and again do not do not do not reblog this thNAKKK YEWWW

AND WITH THAT, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

~*~

SCENE BEGINS – MID., THE WEDDING OF JESSE AND ASCALAPHUS, IN FULL SWING - ENTER VIA BIG CLOUD OF DRAMATIC POOF GREEN SMOKE, ELOKI, HOLDING AN EGG, WITH MORAL SUPPORT FLOWER NYMPH EVANTHE IS IN TOW, AND - OH, SHIT, WAS THAT WEDDING TODAY??? UH OH!

Loki: .......-pales a little- -expression doesn't change-

Tory: -follows gaze-

Loki: -under breath- ...Oh, goddamn.

Tory: -poofs to Loki-

Loki: -louder- -straightens up- What? You all wanted me back, didn't you?

Everyone at the freaking wedding: -looks at-

Loki: -glances at Tory- -coolly- Can I help you?

Tory: I really want to yell at you. I really wanna yell...

Ev: Oh, please don't...

Tory: I'm not...

Loki: You know, I seem to remember all of you bothering me to return here infinitely while I was gone.

Tory: -pinches bridge of nose-

Loki: Forgive me for not understanding that you only wished my return when it was convenient for you.

Ev: We didn't know this was happening right now, we had no idea...

Tory: It's okay...

Jesse/Laphi: -poof to-

Loki: -turns to Laphi- -unwraps egg from cape- -calmly- And this is yours.

Laphi: -pales-

Jesse: Laphi...?

Laphi: -quiet- Y-yeah, it's mine...

Loki: We cannot be one-hundred percent sure, of course, seeing as my sex cells tend to vomit up random genes to add to my children, but ah, I wouldn't get your hopes up, seeing as—

Laphi: No, I, uh... I know it's mine, instinct...

Loki: -raises eyebrow-

Laphi: -looks at Jesse-

Jesse: -softly- I'm not mad, I promise...

Laphi: -panicky- Jesse...

Loki: -re-wraps egg- -coughs- So, how's your wedding going?

Jesse: I think it's put on hold for now.

Laphi: -fidgeting-

Ev: Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry we interrupted this...

Loki: -quiet-

Jesse: Ev, it's fine...

Tory: -nods- We need to take care of things...

Loki: No, no. You don't, do your wedding, everything is fine...

Loki: Here, tell me what to do with an egg and I'll go away again.

Laphi: -blurts out- No!

Ev: -jumps-

Loki: -startles-

Laphi: H-hold him closer to you, he needs the body heat.

Laphi: -running on instinct- Warm. We need warm.

Loki: I don't have any proper body heat, I'm— -stutters- You do it, I'm too cold to... -shoves egg at-

Ev: I-I could grab blankets, I-I have a quilt that could...

Laphi: -grabs egg- -cradles-

Laphi: Quilt's good. Electric blanket, palace.

Loki: -watching egg- -uneasy-

Jesse: Back to the palace...?

Laphi: -nods-

Maci: -poofs next to- Okay hi, what is going on? Did anyone know that we’re in the middle of a wedding? In case we all forgot?

Tory: Wedding's pushed back.

Laphi: Egg.

Maci: Huh?

Maci: ...What?! What do you mean? Why is there an egg?!

Laphi: -grabs Loki- -poofs with-

Tory: The wedding is being postponed.

Maci: What do you MEAN—

Jesse: Baby's an egg, needs a nest, gotta catch up with Laphi, Tory, explain. -poofs-

Maci: Uhhh.

Tory: Laphi’s the father of Loki’s newest baby.

Maci: ...I don’t know how to feel about that.

Ev: W-wait wait, I should go with them, I think...

Tory: We'll get you there… We should all probably go.

Maci: Someone tell everyone... something...

Tory: I'll disperse everyone else, you guys go.

Maci: Perfect.

Maci: -sighs- C'mon…

Ev: C-could you…

Maci: -eyeroll- Come on, come with me.

Maci: -poofs with to Elysium-

Laphi: -constructing blanket-nest-

Loki: -hovering over- No one told you you had to do this. I can do it on my own. I just needed information.

Jesse: He has to... It's hard-wired into the owl part of him.

Ev: -hurries over with quilt- Here, if you still need…

Loki: -irritated- No, he doesn't have to. I can do it. I'm perfectly capable of raising an egg-baby.

Laphi: -snatches quilt- -sticks in nest-

Jesse: You don't understand. He has to. He can't control it. I woke up tucked in a blanket nest like that several times when I was pregnant with Lenore.

Loki: -scowling-

Maci: -eyeroll- It’s his kid too, let him make his little nest.

Laphi: -setting temperature on electric blanket-

Loki: -snaps at- It's my child first and foremost. I birthed him.

Maci: Alright, I am not doing this with you. Good luck! Grab me when the wedding’s back on.

Laphi: Done...

Loki: -sighs-

Loki: There, finished. Go have your wedding.

Laphi: Should we finish it quickly...?

Jesse: -nods-

Loki: -quiet- -sits with egg-

Jesse: Will you be antsy, away from Eggy?

Laphi: I'll handle it...

Jesse: -poofs with-

Maci: -pops back up- Hey thanks sooo much for scaring the crap out of all of us. So glad you’re back. Don’t do it again.

Loki: -sulkily- I'll decide that for myself, thank you.

Maci: -eyeroll- -poofs-

Epi: No, seriously, don't disappear again. Thor kept breaking the house.

Loki: -JUMPS-

Loki: -scowls at- Stop doing that.

Epi: Doing what?

Loki: I'll disappear whenever I want to.

Epi: At least tell us when.

Loki: Maybe. No promises. None of you are the boss of me.

Epi: -sighs- -sits on bed-

Epi: -looks at Loki- Will you be alright...?

Loki: -nods-

Epi: You're certain? Everyone was worried for your mental state...

Loki: -flatly- My mental state?

Epi: Yes, the stress of an unplanned pregnancy.

Loki: -gestures to egg- Well, the pregnancy has already ended. Henceforth, of course I am perfectly fine.

Epi: You've already gone through too much...

Loki: Then you tell me. You've explored my mind many times over the course of it.

Epi: Everyone fears they're walking on eggshells now. No pun intended.

Loki: -stiffens- Yes, it all boils down to everyone being repulsed and afraid of me, doesn't it.

Loki: Go away.

Epi: Not fearful of you. Worried for you.

Loki: -silent- -stares at egg-

Epi: Your entrance was dramatic, to say the least. Everyone is floundering for what to do, but you're back... They're glad for that.

Loki: Right. Yes, all I saw was pure joy when I arrived.

Epi: Give them a chance.

Eury: -comes in- Epi? It's done, they're married.

Loki: -looking at egg- -quiet-

Eury: -sits with Epi-

Epi: -curls tail around-

Eury: You okay, Loki?

Loki: Why is everyone asking that? Yes. I'm fine.

Eury: Can I see Eggy?

Loki: -glowers- His name is not Eggy.

Eury: -mumbles- Jesse was calling him Eggy...

Loki: -indignant- I've yet to decide what his name will be, but it is not and will not be Eggy. And Jesse will no longer do that.

Epi: I have a feeling Jesse's going to ignore that request.

Eury: Can I see him?

Loki: My child is not going to be disgraced with such a ridiculous title.

Loki: You can look.

Eury: -kneels by blankets-

Loki: -watching- -wary-

Eury: The shell's a pretty color...

Eury: -small smile- It's cute.

Loki: -soft sigh- -touches quilt-

Eury: -sits back with Epi-

Eury: When will he hatch?

Loki: I don't know... I wasn't expecting an egg... or to give birth so soon...

Eury: Maybe it'll be the rest of the nine months in the egg?

Loki: Yes, perhaps...

Ev: -looks at Epi- How long did it take for Tycho and Belen to hatch?

Epi: Two months, but they hatched when I birthed them.

Loki: You didn't lay a bird's egg.

Epi: Your egg may take as much time as he wishes.

Loki: -pets shell- I know.

~*~

anywayayy cutting this off here uwuxoxo cause i could just go on and on and on and on we never really like., end things good. BUTz!!

this convo has: everything! EeL doing something insane! Laphi in peak Laphi having a highstrung owl moment, ensemble ensembling! quiet EeL emotions that took place 18 canon years ago and gosh golly gee where we are noowwwww aaaaaaaaa he's sTTIILLLL GOT ISSUES.....

Fjoer hatched a few weeks later and they all lived happily ever after. if you've made it this far thanks for reading! maybe i'll draw all this one day after all and then we'll have this to reference back on ahah . yayyayy

#giggles and flings this at youuu againnn also

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wackymaci · 10 days ago

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hiiii don't reblog this!!! [ u can re blog this art riiiight overe HERE, thankssksk-

but, so, AHEM,

i really wanna draw the whole Convo. i probably won't, ever - SO HERE IT IS IN FULL

Wedding Crashers - ( the archive title <3) Some background before you read this thing!

OH Jesse and Laphi got married at the banks of the Acheron River, who is actually Laphi's father lol, so no one was initially at the palace.

AND WITH THAT, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

~*~

Loki: .......-pales a little- -expression doesn't change-

Tory: -follows gaze-

Loki: -under breath- ...Oh, goddamn.

Tory: -poofs to Loki-

Loki: -louder- -straightens up- What? You all wanted me back, didn't you?

Everyone at the freaking wedding: -looks at-

Loki: -glances at Tory- -coolly- Can I help you?

Tory: I really want to yell at you. I really wanna yell...

Ev: Oh, please don't...

Tory: I'm not...

Loki: You know, I seem to remember all of you bothering me to return here infinitely while I was gone.

Tory: -pinches bridge of nose-

Loki: Forgive me for not understanding that you only wished my return when it was convenient for you.

Ev: We didn't know this was happening right now, we had no idea...

Tory: It's okay...

Jesse/Laphi: -poof to-

Loki: -turns to Laphi- -unwraps egg from cape- -calmly- And this is yours.

Laphi: -pales-

Jesse: Laphi...?

Laphi: -quiet- Y-yeah, it's mine...

Loki: We cannot be one-hundred percent sure, of course, seeing as my sex cells tend to vomit up random genes to add to my children, but ah, I wouldn't get your hopes up, seeing as—

Laphi: No, I, uh... I know it's mine, instinct...

Loki: -raises eyebrow-

Laphi: -looks at Jesse-

Jesse: -softly- I'm not mad, I promise...

Laphi: -panicky- Jesse...

Loki: -re-wraps egg- -coughs- So, how's your wedding going?

Jesse: I think it's put on hold for now.

Laphi: -fidgeting-

Ev: Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry we interrupted this...

Loki: -quiet-

Jesse: Ev, it's fine...

Tory: -nods- We need to take care of things...

Loki: No, no. You don't, do your wedding, everything is fine...

Loki: Here, tell me what to do with an egg and I'll go away again.

Laphi: -blurts out- No!

Ev: -jumps-

Loki: -startles-

Laphi: H-hold him closer to you, he needs the body heat.

Laphi: -running on instinct- Warm. We need warm.

Loki: I don't have any proper body heat, I'm— -stutters- You do it, I'm too cold to... -shoves egg at-

Ev: I-I could grab blankets, I-I have a quilt that could...

Laphi: -grabs egg- -cradles-

Laphi: Quilt's good. Electric blanket, palace.

Loki: -watching egg- -uneasy-

Jesse: Back to the palace...?

Laphi: -nods-

Maci: -poofs next to- Okay hi, what is going on? Did anyone know that we’re in the middle of a wedding? In case we all forgot?

Tory: Wedding's pushed back.

Laphi: Egg.

Maci: Huh?

Maci: ...What?! What do you mean? Why is there an egg?!

Laphi: -grabs Loki- -poofs with-

Tory: The wedding is being postponed.

Maci: What do you MEAN—

Jesse: Baby's an egg, needs a nest, gotta catch up with Laphi, Tory, explain. -poofs-

Maci: Uhhh.

Tory: Laphi’s the father of Loki’s newest baby.

Maci: ...I don’t know how to feel about that.

Ev: W-wait wait, I should go with them, I think...

Tory: We'll get you there… We should all probably go.

Maci: Someone tell everyone... something...

Tory: I'll disperse everyone else, you guys go.

Maci: Perfect.

Maci: -sighs- C'mon…

Ev: C-could you…

Maci: -eyeroll- Come on, come with me.

Maci: -poofs with to Elysium-

Laphi: -constructing blanket-nest-

Loki: -hovering over- No one told you you had to do this. I can do it on my own. I just needed information.

Jesse: He has to... It's hard-wired into the owl part of him.

Ev: -hurries over with quilt- Here, if you still need…

Loki: -irritated- No, he doesn't have to. I can do it. I'm perfectly capable of raising an egg-baby.

Laphi: -snatches quilt- -sticks in nest-

Jesse: You don't understand. He has to. He can't control it. I woke up tucked in a blanket nest like that several times when I was pregnant with Lenore.

Loki: -scowling-

Maci: -eyeroll- It’s his kid too, let him make his little nest.

Laphi: -setting temperature on electric blanket-

Loki: -snaps at- It's my child first and foremost. I birthed him.

Maci: Alright, I am not doing this with you. Good luck! Grab me when the wedding’s back on.

Laphi: Done...

Loki: -sighs-

Loki: There, finished. Go have your wedding.

Laphi: Should we finish it quickly...?

Jesse: -nods-

Loki: -quiet- -sits with egg-

Jesse: Will you be antsy, away from Eggy?

Laphi: I'll handle it...

Jesse: -poofs with-

Maci: -pops back up- Hey thanks sooo much for scaring the crap out of all of us. So glad you’re back. Don’t do it again.

Loki: -sulkily- I'll decide that for myself, thank you.

Maci: -eyeroll- -poofs-

Epi: No, seriously, don't disappear again. Thor kept breaking the house.

Loki: -JUMPS-

Loki: -scowls at- Stop doing that.

Epi: Doing what?

Loki: I'll disappear whenever I want to.

Epi: At least tell us when.

Loki: Maybe. No promises. None of you are the boss of me.

Epi: -sighs- -sits on bed-

Epi: -looks at Loki- Will you be alright...?

Loki: -nods-

Epi: You're certain? Everyone was worried for your mental state...

Loki: -flatly- My mental state?

Epi: Yes, the stress of an unplanned pregnancy.

Loki: -gestures to egg- Well, the pregnancy has already ended. Henceforth, of course I am perfectly fine.

Epi: You've already gone through too much...

Loki: Then you tell me. You've explored my mind many times over the course of it.

Epi: Everyone fears they're walking on eggshells now. No pun intended.

Loki: -stiffens- Yes, it all boils down to everyone being repulsed and afraid of me, doesn't it.

Loki: Go away.

Epi: Not fearful of you. Worried for you.

Loki: -silent- -stares at egg-

Epi: Your entrance was dramatic, to say the least. Everyone is floundering for what to do, but you're back... They're glad for that.

Loki: Right. Yes, all I saw was pure joy when I arrived.

Epi: Give them a chance.

Eury: -comes in- Epi? It's done, they're married.

Loki: -looking at egg- -quiet-

Eury: -sits with Epi-

Epi: -curls tail around-

Eury: You okay, Loki?

Loki: Why is everyone asking that? Yes. I'm fine.

Eury: Can I see Eggy?

Loki: -glowers- His name is not Eggy.

Eury: -mumbles- Jesse was calling him Eggy...

Loki: -indignant- I've yet to decide what his name will be, but it is not and will not be Eggy. And Jesse will no longer do that.

Epi: I have a feeling Jesse's going to ignore that request.

Eury: Can I see him?

Loki: My child is not going to be disgraced with such a ridiculous title.

Loki: You can look.

Eury: -kneels by blankets-

Loki: -watching- -wary-

Eury: The shell's a pretty color...

Eury: -small smile- It's cute.

Loki: -soft sigh- -touches quilt-

Eury: -sits back with Epi-

Eury: When will he hatch?

Loki: I don't know... I wasn't expecting an egg... or to give birth so soon...

Eury: Maybe it'll be the rest of the nine months in the egg?

Loki: Yes, perhaps...

Ev: -looks at Epi- How long did it take for Tycho and Belen to hatch?

Epi: Two months, but they hatched when I birthed them.

Loki: You didn't lay a bird's egg.

Epi: Your egg may take as much time as he wishes.

Loki: -pets shell- I know.

~*~

anywayayy cutting this off here uwuxoxo cause i could just go on and on and on and on we never really like., end things good. BUTz!!

#😇😇

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wackymaci · 11 days ago

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hiiii don't reblog this!!! [ u can re blog this art riiiight overe HERE, thankssksk-

but, so, AHEM,

i really wanna draw the whole Convo. i probably won't, ever - SO HERE IT IS IN FULL

Wedding Crashers - ( the archive title <3) Some background before you read this thing!

OH Jesse and Laphi got married at the banks of the Acheron River, who is actually Laphi's father lol, so no one was initially at the palace.

AND WITH THAT, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

~*~

Loki: .......-pales a little- -expression doesn't change-

Tory: -follows gaze-

Loki: -under breath- ...Oh, goddamn.

Tory: -poofs to Loki-

Loki: -louder- -straightens up- What? You all wanted me back, didn't you?

Everyone at the freaking wedding: -looks at-

Loki: -glances at Tory- -coolly- Can I help you?

Tory: I really want to yell at you. I really wanna yell...

Ev: Oh, please don't...

Tory: I'm not...

Loki: You know, I seem to remember all of you bothering me to return here infinitely while I was gone.

Tory: -pinches bridge of nose-

Loki: Forgive me for not understanding that you only wished my return when it was convenient for you.

Ev: We didn't know this was happening right now, we had no idea...

Tory: It's okay...

Jesse/Laphi: -poof to-

Loki: -turns to Laphi- -unwraps egg from cape- -calmly- And this is yours.

Laphi: -pales-

Jesse: Laphi...?

Laphi: -quiet- Y-yeah, it's mine...

Loki: We cannot be one-hundred percent sure, of course, seeing as my sex cells tend to vomit up random genes to add to my children, but ah, I wouldn't get your hopes up, seeing as—

Laphi: No, I, uh... I know it's mine, instinct...

Loki: -raises eyebrow-

Laphi: -looks at Jesse-

Jesse: -softly- I'm not mad, I promise...

Laphi: -panicky- Jesse...

Loki: -re-wraps egg- -coughs- So, how's your wedding going?

Jesse: I think it's put on hold for now.

Laphi: -fidgeting-

Ev: Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry we interrupted this...

Loki: -quiet-

Jesse: Ev, it's fine...

Tory: -nods- We need to take care of things...

Loki: No, no. You don't, do your wedding, everything is fine...

Loki: Here, tell me what to do with an egg and I'll go away again.

Laphi: -blurts out- No!

Ev: -jumps-

Loki: -startles-

Laphi: H-hold him closer to you, he needs the body heat.

Laphi: -running on instinct- Warm. We need warm.

Loki: I don't have any proper body heat, I'm— -stutters- You do it, I'm too cold to... -shoves egg at-

Ev: I-I could grab blankets, I-I have a quilt that could...

Laphi: -grabs egg- -cradles-

Laphi: Quilt's good. Electric blanket, palace.

Loki: -watching egg- -uneasy-

Jesse: Back to the palace...?

Laphi: -nods-

Maci: -poofs next to- Okay hi, what is going on? Did anyone know that we’re in the middle of a wedding? In case we all forgot?

Tory: Wedding's pushed back.

Laphi: Egg.

Maci: Huh?

Maci: ...What?! What do you mean? Why is there an egg?!

Laphi: -grabs Loki- -poofs with-

Tory: The wedding is being postponed.

Maci: What do you MEAN—

Jesse: Baby's an egg, needs a nest, gotta catch up with Laphi, Tory, explain. -poofs-

Maci: Uhhh.

Tory: Laphi’s the father of Loki’s newest baby.

Maci: ...I don’t know how to feel about that.

Ev: W-wait wait, I should go with them, I think...

Tory: We'll get you there… We should all probably go.

Maci: Someone tell everyone... something...

Tory: I'll disperse everyone else, you guys go.

Maci: Perfect.

Maci: -sighs- C'mon…

Ev: C-could you…

Maci: -eyeroll- Come on, come with me.

Maci: -poofs with to Elysium-

Laphi: -constructing blanket-nest-

Loki: -hovering over- No one told you you had to do this. I can do it on my own. I just needed information.

Jesse: He has to... It's hard-wired into the owl part of him.

Ev: -hurries over with quilt- Here, if you still need…

Loki: -irritated- No, he doesn't have to. I can do it. I'm perfectly capable of raising an egg-baby.

Laphi: -snatches quilt- -sticks in nest-

Jesse: You don't understand. He has to. He can't control it. I woke up tucked in a blanket nest like that several times when I was pregnant with Lenore.

Loki: -scowling-

Maci: -eyeroll- It’s his kid too, let him make his little nest.

Laphi: -setting temperature on electric blanket-

Loki: -snaps at- It's my child first and foremost. I birthed him.

Maci: Alright, I am not doing this with you. Good luck! Grab me when the wedding’s back on.

Laphi: Done...

Loki: -sighs-

Loki: There, finished. Go have your wedding.

Laphi: Should we finish it quickly...?

Jesse: -nods-

Loki: -quiet- -sits with egg-

Jesse: Will you be antsy, away from Eggy?

Laphi: I'll handle it...

Jesse: -poofs with-

Maci: -pops back up- Hey thanks sooo much for scaring the crap out of all of us. So glad you’re back. Don’t do it again.

Loki: -sulkily- I'll decide that for myself, thank you.

Maci: -eyeroll- -poofs-

Epi: No, seriously, don't disappear again. Thor kept breaking the house.

Loki: -JUMPS-

Loki: -scowls at- Stop doing that.

Epi: Doing what?

Loki: I'll disappear whenever I want to.

Epi: At least tell us when.

Loki: Maybe. No promises. None of you are the boss of me.

Epi: -sighs- -sits on bed-

Epi: -looks at Loki- Will you be alright...?

Loki: -nods-

Epi: You're certain? Everyone was worried for your mental state...

Loki: -flatly- My mental state?

Epi: Yes, the stress of an unplanned pregnancy.

Loki: -gestures to egg- Well, the pregnancy has already ended. Henceforth, of course I am perfectly fine.

Epi: You've already gone through too much...

Loki: Then you tell me. You've explored my mind many times over the course of it.

Epi: Everyone fears they're walking on eggshells now. No pun intended.

Loki: -stiffens- Yes, it all boils down to everyone being repulsed and afraid of me, doesn't it.

Loki: Go away.

Epi: Not fearful of you. Worried for you.

Loki: -silent- -stares at egg-

Epi: Your entrance was dramatic, to say the least. Everyone is floundering for what to do, but you're back... They're glad for that.

Loki: Right. Yes, all I saw was pure joy when I arrived.

Epi: Give them a chance.

Eury: -comes in- Epi? It's done, they're married.

Loki: -looking at egg- -quiet-

Eury: -sits with Epi-

Epi: -curls tail around-

Eury: You okay, Loki?

Loki: Why is everyone asking that? Yes. I'm fine.

Eury: Can I see Eggy?

Loki: -glowers- His name is not Eggy.

Eury: -mumbles- Jesse was calling him Eggy...

Loki: -indignant- I've yet to decide what his name will be, but it is not and will not be Eggy. And Jesse will no longer do that.

Epi: I have a feeling Jesse's going to ignore that request.

Eury: Can I see him?

Loki: My child is not going to be disgraced with such a ridiculous title.

Loki: You can look.

Eury: -kneels by blankets-

Loki: -watching- -wary-

Eury: The shell's a pretty color...

Eury: -small smile- It's cute.

Loki: -soft sigh- -touches quilt-

Eury: -sits back with Epi-

Eury: When will he hatch?

Loki: I don't know... I wasn't expecting an egg... or to give birth so soon...

Eury: Maybe it'll be the rest of the nine months in the egg?

Loki: Yes, perhaps...

Ev: -looks at Epi- How long did it take for Tycho and Belen to hatch?

Epi: Two months, but they hatched when I birthed them.

Loki: You didn't lay a bird's egg.

Epi: Your egg may take as much time as he wishes.

Loki: -pets shell- I know.

~*~

anywayayy cutting this off here uwuxoxo cause i could just go on and on and on and on we never really like., end things good. BUTz!!

#LONG POST /#CANON CONVOS #:3 hiiii

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ganggang here in the convo posting zone. I wanna post that Wedding Crasher convo HERE but I have to editttttt someone out of it plus if I ever illustrate it ONE DAY like I want I kept nitpicking my OWN dialogue from fuckin 13 years ago sssooo I’m gonna end up retyping the whole thing. stay tuned tho cause it’s so good I’m dying to share it somewhere aaaAaah

#!!

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rereading convos from when N was born (and still in Tory’s custody before Chal & Bel adopted her back) particularly when Chal& Bel first met her after Tory gave birth and I know it’s been the EeL show lately but never forget I love Chal so so so much

Chal, getting ready to meet her daughter: does she have thoughts 😰 should i put on eyeliner

[also yes that is where Pidge plushie came from I think I’ve said that many times 🥹🥹]

#canon convos #gOD

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HIIIII SECRET ACCOUNT FOLLOWERS.

I have a new target goal!

GATHER ROUND for three announcements, ALL TEN OF YOU

1: okay first of all…… lol. 🫠 LISTEN maybe one day I’ll actually complete my now formally hiatus’d forever wiki but as it turns out my inability to be concise in, oh say, a Wikipedia style summary format, is..,,,, a fatal flaw when one is attempting to make a… Wikipedia… style…. Summary.,,.. 100,000 words literally of an incompleted Maci-POV-Only-Article-Half later before losing interest here we are! UMM!! (I’m keeping the website and every so often I poke at it so it doesn’t get deleted for inactivity but! hmm!) You see this is why I couldn’t make a public announcement I KNEW I would do this. MOVING ON - MAYBE REVISIT IN THE FUTURE (I wont) - BUT IM SO SORRY….

But anyway, 2!! Currently;

I,, have finally found someone looking for website building commissions. and what do you know I have been in need of a cute website to be built, whining into the atmosphere about it in fact, and 🤝 several emails later, THIS is now hopefully going to be happening instead. (Not set in stone yet but - I’m excited and so Lemme ramble again here about projects that may or may not happen as long as it’s secret!!) My biggest and only real goal is to use this as an art gallery archive!!! Literally the same as the @welcometoelysiumm blog or say…. My art tag….. but MINE, as my anxiety over spontaneously losing any of my many social medias OR PARTICULARLY TUMBLR increases in these modern times….

i ideally want to Reaupload my entire art pile, which dates from 2013 to current, WHILE PRESERVING THE CAPTIONS AND ESSAYS TETHERED TO EACH. it’s the context of my own commentary that matters the most to me because I have all my actual art backed up, so not being able t preserve POSTS is the reason I can’t make an even shift to like, Bsky. So! Website building process is going to be starting soon. cute homepage, FAQ, me n’ Fenixe’s castlist bios like on the Elysium blog, and then 900 postdated drawings. then I’lll be in a playful hell environment for a while to go through 900 drawings to Re upload while trying not to get sucked down memory lane and crazy distracted

And THEN!!!

3: my new shifted shortterm goal, in lieu of wiki project, if I can do this very feasible thing, is to resume and actually complete the complete Elysium Timeline Bullet Point List of Events. In fact I posted the two parts [ONE!!!] [TWO!!!] I’d already done right on this blog! (Merely OoC the real-life-years of 2009-2012)

Sure it’s not very detailed but it’s a concise fun SUMMARY SUMMARY SUMMARY ITS ACTUALLYYYYY A SUMMARY of our canon and. since I still have no intention ever of doing anything with Elysium besides from what i am and have always been doing, maybe THIS is the answer to have some THING to read up on as content short of publishing our Canon Convos which I won’t EVER do lmaooo aaaaaaaa

once I get settled down with potential website progress I’m going to start trying to revisit the timeline I’ve already written and perhaps resume where I paused (I had written a little from Loki’s entrance but paused right where the artist-formally-known-as-Giselle enters - because we were mid retcon - we have FINISHED that retcon so I can now go back there!). and honestly,,, it was a relatively low effort list to write other than the massive cross-checking research I got lost in to make sure everything was exactly right because I’m neurotic

. So!! Fingers crossed I can do this!!! I think I can do at this barest minimum.,, this!!!

but! just in case NONE of this comes to fruition!! secret blog only it is….. shhhh:)))

anywayyyyyy. thanks ganggang

#pspspsp hi!!

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at any rate really delving deep into the events around ELoki’s arrival & integration into the palace all those years ago with the context of like, where we are in the modern day is really like. wow um. tory and EeL are.,,,, they sure are……. It’s ALWAYS been them HUH!!!!

Surprise all of Elysium isnt Maci and Tory’s story, it’s really the longform saga over 18 in-universe years of how Tory and eeL went from friends to enemies to friends to enemies to friends to lovers to

#:)))

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Oh they’re SO

YKNOW THIS WAS (in universe) EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO AND EEL IS STIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SOMEHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FLOUNDERING AROUND???? EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO EIGHTEEN YEARS AGOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(Lmao the way this almost accidentally parallels any of Loki and Tory’s convos when trying to conceive Røkia, imagine if me and fenixe actually planned anything on purpose)

#canon convos #eighteen years of STRANGLING LOKI WITH MY BARE HANDS HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOO #giggles ha ha he’s belonged to them since THE BEGINNING OFTIME WHO ARE WE KIDDING??

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#about april #screaming throwing up. Hmm

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wackymaci · 3 months ago

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😬😬I AM working on Timeline Part Three right now at last though aAand yikes I can’t tell if it’s just me and my inability to be concise or if it’s just that 2009-2011 is partially lost to the sands of time within my archives so the previous installments were LESS to summarize but - I feel like I’m writing soooooooo so so so obnoxiously much help hEELLPPPPP,, am I just ELoki brained??? is it that I do genuinely HAVE this much more content to write about????? AHHHHH WHYY ARE THESE BULLETPOINTS EACH SO LONG

#about april

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wackymaci · 3 months ago

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HIIIII SECRET ACCOUNT FOLLOWERS.

I have a new target goal!

GATHER ROUND for three announcements, ALL TEN OF YOU

But anyway, 2!! Currently;

And THEN!!!

. So!! Fingers crossed I can do this!!! I think I can do at this barest minimum.,, this!!!

but! just in case NONE of this comes to fruition!! secret blog only it is….. shhhh:)))

anywayyyyyy. thanks ganggang

#Agggain

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yknow what im rereblogging this - i just edited a couple of things to elaborate slightly, with the new perspective that this may be ALL of of the canon CONTEXT being revealed instead of linking to paragraphs so. slight slight less abridging in several spots. plus a convenient link to part two at the very end (whyyyy didnt i have that in the first place fjjfhghgj)

if i can ever finish part three and... subsequent installments i will of course post them here but :))

thank u all for your bulletpoint approval<33 Here is….

the ENTIRE Early Events section timeline copypasted beneath the cut :3

Maci and Tory's meetcute takes place - OoC - circa. 2009, in-universe it's the year 2004. Maci, angsty gothy goddess, loitering in a mortal park setting bushes on fire with no one around. Tory, angsty gothy mortal with matching pyrokinetic powers, approaches her to quip. Phone numbers and a Deity-Summoning-Tutorial are exchanged.

Maci and Tory become codependent best friends (platonically - promise), and they begin to spend every minute together all the time. Eventually for funsies, Maci takes Tory to her home in the Underworld for the first time, where -

Tory and Maci accidentally run into Hypnos, but also Thanatos, villain extraordinaire - very awkward, and Thanatos is such a dick during this run-in, but Tory has no idea about Maci and Thanatos' full history. Thanatos sweetly promises not to rat them out to Maci's dad Hades.

After that whole extremely weird encounter ends, tour resumes and at the Phlegethon River Tory realizes for the first time that he's in love with Maci. Thinking she's way out of his league, Tory decides to keep it a secret from her. Maci is also completely in love with him by this point, but hasn't clued into her own emotions yet, let alone Tory's.

Unbeknownst to Maci and Tory, on his end Thanatos says nothing to Hades but beelines straight to Melinoe (her OrigiMel incarnation, AKA other villain extraordinare) and rats them out to her. OrigiMel devises a scheme to make Maci's life miserable, using Tory as a pawn.

Thanatos, at OrigiMel's direction, attacks Tory with glee. He tells Tory during the assault that this attack comes by order of Hades, "to keep Tory away from his daughter." This is a complete lie but Tory has no idea, and hides the event from Maci, lying by omission to her about how he received his injuries.

Reluctantly, Tory distances himself discreetly from Maci for her own protection, fearing her father could retaliate against her, though they continue to regularly talk by phone.

OrigiMel creates a ghoul in the shape of Maci's mom Seph to attack Tory with, and, now that Maci is not glued to Tory's side, she sets this creature loose after him.

Tory is physically and sexually assaulted by this phantom wearing Seph's face. Though it vanishes after the attack, it leaves Tory half-dead and believing Maci's own mother had attacked him. Afraid of upsetting Maci by exposing the crimes of her parents to her, Tory instead calls his mortal friend Jesse for help.

After several days of Tory in bad shape refusing to talk to anyone, Jesse steals Tory’s phone to track down Maci, the only other friend he knew Tory had. Jesse tells her something horrible had happened and that he’s worried about Tory; concerned, Maci promptly teleports over just as Tory realizes who Jesse was talking to -

- and she arrives just in time for the tail-end of Tory's panicked rage, accidentally overhearing him reveal exactly what "Hades" and "Persephone" had done. The world stops. Everyone collapses. Tory breaks down and leaves, but Maci follows. She shares with him the seldom revealed truth of what Thanatos had done to her, heavily abridged.

Tory tearfully confesses that he's in love with Maci, after she tearfully asks him why he hadn't told her who had hurt him. Tory's confession causes it to finally, finally click for Maci that she loves him, too and always has.

Tory doesn't believe her when she says it - Not until they share their first kiss.

Maci and Tory officially become a couple.

Furious at the (alleged) actions of her parents, Maci refuses to return to the Underworld, dropping off the grid by staying at Tory's side in the mortal world for the next few months.

Eventually, Maci realizes she's homesick despite it all. She and Tory together sneak into the main palace of the Underworld, hiding in her bedroom to avoid running into the King or Queen.

Seph, the real one, innocently finds them anyway. She's shocked and confused at the eruptions of rage from Maci and Tory together, having literally no idea what they're accusing her of. Seph hears her alleged crime and swears a Styx oath that she had nothing to do with it.

Blindsided by Seph's innocence, the partially healed wound re-opens. Maci, Tory, and Seph together try to figure out who actually could have done it, retracing through the scene step by step. They realize OrigiMel-Melinoe was behind the attack.

Seph leaves to hunt OrigiMel down.

Shaken, Maci and Tory move to the first time to the Elysium palace for safety - and they never, ever leave. 💖

LOTS OF TIME PASSES! Things that happen during this duration:

Maci and Tory sleep together for the first time and... many, many more times.

Tory meets Pasi (and Hypnos again - also, a surprise reveal that Pasi is pregnant with Icy!).

Tory and Maci meet Glaukos while exploring the Blessed Isles Underworld beaches.

A still-mortal Jesse is invited to spend time in the palace and starts hanging out in the Underworld, too.

Maci and Tory have their first ever threesome - with Glaukos; their second ever threesome is with Jesse.

Glaukos meets Oiolyka, they start dating and she makes friends with Maci and Tory... leading, obviously, into their first ever foursome of course.

Finally eventually! Seph does find OrigiMel and hauls her off to Tartartus, telling Hades she'd attacked a "random mortal" and framed her for it.

Thanatos innocently mentions to Hades that he'd seen Maci with that very random mortal long ago... huh, so weird.

Hades summons Maci to ask her more about it. Maci goes ballistic, accusing Hades of playing dumb in front of everyone, yelling at him that course they both knew Hades had sent Thanatos after Tory months ago just because he hated the thought of Maci dating a mortal.

RECORD SCRATCH “—You're WHAT?!” Oops! Maci realizes Thanatos is, as always, a fucking liar. The good news: Thanatos had never told Hades about Tory. The bad news: that meant Thanatos was after him himself; the worse news? Hades knew about Tory now. Hades... does not react well.

Filling Tory in on the catastrophic turn of events, Maci at last tells him the full, unabridged story about her past with Thanatos. Not just the assault she'd shared with Tory at the time of his - now, the three years of torture, the multiple violences, all that he had really done to her. In typical Maci fashion, she's brushing past it all, but Tory's not an idiot.

Maci talks Tory down from charging after Thanatos and strangling him then and there with his own two hands. The reality of Tory's mortality finally dawns on Maci and begins to haunt her.

Maci asks Tory to think about choosing to become a god for her, maybe even getting married. The answer is obviously duh yes; Tory returns topside to tie up some loose ends.

While Tory is topside, Hades finally finds Tory, drags him to hell and tries to kill him. Maci calls Seph first, gives up and goes after Hades herself - Seph interrupts and does save the day! Tory formally asks/agrees to marry Maci (literally with Hades and Seph arguing in the background).

Maci and Tory proceed to have THE MOST OBNOXIOUS, BIGGEST EVER WEDDING - and Tory becomes a god! -OoC - circa. 2010 - in universe it's 2005!

**This marks an informal “end” to the Taci saga; everything else following from here on out starts to become events around Maci and Tory, as our cast grows.**

Maci and Tory meet Laphi when Tory commissions him as gardener for the palace; then Eury and Epi] are introduced, when Eury stumbles upon them and introduces them to his husband.

Thanatos, sore loser, fumes that OrigiMel's plans all failed and Tory is now immortal, of all things. He goes after Maci to target and fuck with Tory, and attacks her badly, leaving her in a three day coma.

Now a deity himself, Tory goes after Thanatos and finally beats the absolute shit out of him, including snapping his spine and limbs - retaliation for all that Thanatos has ever done. This act of revenge triggers Tory's rise to power as the God of Grudges & Blood Feuds. Maci gets her injuries supernaturally healed and adds the event to her endless compartmentalized backlog of un-dealt-with trauma.

OrigiMel walks straight out of Tartarus once she hears what Tory had done to Thanatos. She ascends to the mortal world and kills 1,001 mortals in a single night bloodbath, murdering each in the exact method of injury Tory had done to Thanatos. Tory confronts OrigiMel to stop her, leaving her plagued with Epi-brand nightmares and believing he'd won their face off.

A month later, OrigiMel escapes her own punishment. She arranges for Thanatos to be healed, and then resumes her act of revenge, now even angrier, going after one last mortal... Tory's own mother. Tricking and trapping Tory to be present as a witness, OrigiMel murders her directly in front of him.

Tory goes after OrigiMel. In a fit of rage and grief, he retaliates by physically tearing her heart out of her chest and leaving her imprisoned in a cage over the Phelegethon.

Maci and Epi locate and retrieve OrigiMel, erasing her memory to release her collection of shades and free the soul of Tory's mom. OrigiMel reverts to blank slate Melinoe, the evil half of her losing its hold at last.

Epi takes Melinoe home with him as his and Eury's adopted daughter in a split second decision at the banks of the Phelegethon.

Thanatos is forced into swearing a Styx oath to leave the palace alone by threat of having his own memories erased, pointing to the new wiped Melinoe as an example.

The blank slate Melinoe under Eury and Epi's care is overtaken at last by her good half. Melinoe officially becomes Meli, embracing Eury and Epi as her parents.

phew the end!!! FOR NOW….. I will absolutely post The Next Section just like this when it’s done!! Sneak preview of THAT-

eee!!! EEEEEE GASP,, lmao why am I even making a wiki when I could probably accomplish the same goal w this extended timeline thing (because I cannot shut up that’s why)

[part two]

#pspsps

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I guess I’m gonna immediately transition this blog into posting about this NEW secret project (did you see my secret announcement, O Secret Handful of People!!! Here!!)

webbed site project is officially in progress, commission is officially commissioned and monies have been exchanged :-))) they’re projecting to be finished with building it with me by mid-June so that at that point I can start sticking my art onto it 💞💞 that being said WELL I GUESS I really should hunker down and start poking at my Timeline again?? I’m choosing to make that a much much later priority to revisit instead of trying to make it a feature for this right now/anytime soon bbbutttttttt like. I SHOULD be working on that I guess

im ummm very excited about this though!!! I was two seconds away from starting to force myself through coding classes to do this so yippeeee for delegating work that I don’t enjoy to someone who does enjoy it 🎉🎉🎉

#new tag I guess for me to talk about this cause I’m sure I won’t be stopping!??#webbed site

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wackymaci · 3 months ago

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HIIIII SECRET ACCOUNT FOLLOWERS.

I have a new target goal!

GATHER ROUND for three announcements, ALL TEN OF YOU

But anyway, 2!! Currently;

And THEN!!!

3: my new shifted shortterm goal, in lieu of wiki project, if I can do this very feasible thing, is to resume and actually complete the complete Elysium Timeline Bullet Point List of Events. In fact I posted the two parts (hyperlink is to part two but part one is linked right there) I’d already done right on this blog! (Merely OoC the real-life-years of 2009-2012)

. So!! Fingers crossed I can do this!!! I think I can do at this barest minimum.,, this!!!

but! just in case NONE of this comes to fruition!! secret blog only it is….. shhhh:)))

anywayyyyyy. thanks ganggang

#again!

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wackymaci · 3 months ago

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HIIIII SECRET ACCOUNT FOLLOWERS.

I have a new target goal!

GATHER ROUND for three announcements, ALL TEN OF YOU

But anyway, 2!! Currently;

And THEN!!!

3: my new shifted shortterm goal, in lieu of wiki project, if I can do this very feasible thing, is to resume and actually complete the complete Elysium Timeline Bullet Point List of Events. In fact I posted the two parts (hyperlink is to part two but part one is linked right there) I’d already done right on this blog! (Merely OoC the real-life-years of 2009-2012)

. So!! Fingers crossed I can do this!!! I think I can do at this barest minimum.,, this!!!

but! just in case NONE of this comes to fruition!! secret blog only it is….. shhhh:)))

anywayyyyyy. thanks ganggang

#pspsps hiiiiiic

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