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With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

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The skyline does change shape to reflect witless stereotypes re: a city’s mayor, and it is automatic and instantaneous once office is assumed. It’s true. And you have no idea how much I’m looking forward to visiting 2026 NYC’s breathtaking dome-topped skyscrapers and dense forests of soaring steel minarets ever since I learned this fact from a Twitter screenshot earlier today. I love architecture.

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transgender francis from malcolm in the middle your glorious being has returned to me in full force amen amen amen i love you

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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girl who cannot wait to pet the government-owned bodega cats in comrade mamdani’s New York City

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hold on something just happened

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A powerful bath and body works scent settles over the breakroom...

[all employees gain a +2 to effeminacy for their next turn ]

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once the coworker cas bait starts you know someone’s working on the worst revival as god intended and it will never come at a time we’d expect and i’m a fool every day except one

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Feyre ACOTAR is both literally and socially illiterate, deeply resentful, kind of misogynistic, very pretentious, constantly looking for clues, uses sardonic humor to cope with the world, and being different is a cornerstone of her identity despite being pretty ordinary. Who was gonna tell me the protag of the biggest baddest YA series in the world atm was Jughead Riverdale

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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

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Luke/Lando is great for a lot of reasons but nothing beats the idea of Han Solo getting lost in space bed bath and beyond trying to find the specific brand of expensive coffee maker that his wife told him to buy for the beach themed wedding between his wizard brother in law and literal ex husband who took the microwave in the divorce. I think he’d roll over his foot with his cart in the towel aisle and that would be his final straw he’d kill someone for real

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if I could only save one spnblr post from a burning house it would be "fine dean can be bi but jensen is definitely gay"

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enough with the "who haunts the narrative?" olympics. let's talk about who doesn't haunt the narrrative. jon arryn's death kickstarts the entire plot and STILL no one gaf

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skyrim isn't really even a game to me anymore it's like a bar with several health code violations that knows my order every time i come over and i swear i'll kick the habit and stop coming around but i still come back whenever it gets a bit chilly and need someplace to warm my bones