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I haven't watched the last season of the boys yet, I heard mixed reviews, so it's even more funny to me that kripke smashed the big red emergency spn bait button. Like oh no the reviews went down a tiny bit, time to psychologically torture misha collins again.

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“there will be peace when you are done” eric kripke said like a liar who lies

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what the hell is happening???

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supernatural reunion on The Boys is gonna go crazy bc since it’s not on the cw anymore they can say fuck and eric kripke can make them blow up and die forever if he wants.

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In all honestly Eric Kripke is probably going to have Jensen kill Misha and send him to super turbo hell again

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it's 2025. i would like to stop thinking about the cw show supernatural (2005-2020). unfortunately. this is impossible for two reasons. first, it was important to me when i was a teenager, and thus will be with me forever. but second, and more tragically, i will never be able to stop thinking about the cw show supernatural (2005-2020) because everyone involved in creating that show simply. will not let it die.

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kripke you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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Eric Kripke said it’s taking too long to get a canon spn continuation I will simply write an au of my own and I have never respected him more

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Men will sign on to another eric kripke show instead of going to therapy

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MY SHAYLASSSSSSSSSS

There are bones to burn. Tell me you know where.

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me when he's the second son:

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You can’t ignore the fact that SJM only questioned one mating bond. In her whole multiverse, only one couple has the legitimacy and compatibility questioned.

What if the Cauldron was wrong? Why not make them mates?

There’s a reason for it. You don’t put a holy thing up for debate if you are not planing to explore it. And sorry to say, you don’t reveal that in fact the Cauldron is corrupted to then follow up with “You know what? The cauldron was not wrong! Perfect mates right there!”

Again, the author is speaking loudly with us. Let’s hear it, shall we?

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"Nice characters are boring" to YOU. I love characters who no matter what, will always have genuine love for humanity in their heart. Characters who dance and laugh and sing with sincerity. Characters who believe in others, and are willing to extend a helping hand to people when no one gave them the same luxury. Characters who have gone through so much but believe, no matter what, that humanity and life is something beautiful and worth protecting

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I love how Aragorn is canonically so damn hot that Eowyn instantly falls madly in love with him. Like me too girl, me too.

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lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

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NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL HELL NAWWWWWWW

i do not claim this energy 🥰🥰🥰🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️🔪🔪🔪🔪

The 25th song on your top songs Spotify wrapped playlist predicts your 2025. How screwed are you?

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Parents Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh teach kids to act