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SO WHO IS THIS GUY AGAIN?????? I DIDNT TAKE THE COMPANY HISTORY CLASS.

IM SURE HES NOT ANYONE SUPER IMPORTANT THAT I SHOULDNT BE DISRESPECTING HEHEHEHEHEHE

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The Ask Box is Open.

The TTO Chairman! Or as I call him, The Founder. Anything about him here is a mix of Online, Rewitten, Clash, and my own insane headcannons. He doesn't go by a specific name, but askers can call him Founder or Chairman for simplicity!

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OH NO YOU DID NAWT JUST INSULT PURPLE IMMA FINNA WHOOP YO ASS YOU FLACCID BILLED, CRUMB MUNCHING, CARDSHARP!!!!!

(not directed to the person running the blog btw! just at buck for insulting my precious ourple.)

"I'm not gonna let thome THNIVELLING, LYING, CHEATING, THTILL LYING, LIFE RUINING PRICK ruin one of the colourth of ROYALTY for me!!"

Buck coughs.

Hm. Maybe he got a little too into that.

[[ One of Buck's favourite people, aka Hugh S Ayton - computer_kisser on twitter <3 ]]

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What is the ugliest fucking color imaginable in your opinion

"If you can tell what thith ITH I'll give ya that PRITHE nobody'th claimed for the LATHT game yet." Buck faux wretches, looking at the colour again.

"Eugh... what a FREAK."

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YEAH MARY??????????????

YOU FORGET YOU CAME OVER TO ME N' DAVEY'S AND WE PUT ON SCARY MOVIE AND YOU SAT THERE THE WHOLE TIME WIDE EYED AND CLENCHING YOUR LEG LIKE IT WAS A STRESS BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doesn't really do much for me my ass

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

thoughts on analog horror?

It’s alright? Horror as a genre doesn’t really do much for me. I’m afraid I can’t quite sea the appeal of it. I can respect the artistry and work put into the various series out there. That’s all I can say about the topic 🐟👍 (That’s me giving you a thumbs up. Cute, no?)

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Good evening, Buck. I must admit I have wondered... what is your favorite card game? [ @reddheirwinginquries ]

"OH- WAIT- You had a quethtion-"

"Put em in the ATHK bockth or.. WHATEVER it'th called!! Whoever getth it right FIRTHT winth a COOL PRITHE courtethy of YOURTH TRULY!!" Buck did his best impression of High Roller, striking a little jazz hands pose.

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what are your pronouns?

"That THAID... I THWEAR thomeone called me It onthe and I dunno if they were jutht tryna be MEAN or what, but I wathn't AGAINTHT it..." He snickered to himself. Not against it.

"Davey'th the THAME way, Gay and Cithh, but he maketh for a GORGEOUTH Queen if ya catch my drift!" Buck winked one slot, a wide smile on his face.

"I'm THURE he can thhow ya thome picth'a that if ya want..."

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who is your favorite ducktales character?

"Hope that helpth."

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LOST ALL YOUR KARMA THEN LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOUNDS LIKE A... OH WHAT DO THEY CALL IT.... SKILL ISSUE????? AHEAEHEAHAEHEHAHEAHEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?????? PEOPLE LOVE ME!!!!!!! THEY MADE A PLUSHIE OF ME!!!!! ONE YOUR WEIRD ""SUITS"" SURE SEEEEEEEEMED TO LOVE

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BLOCK ME EITHER TRY AGAIN EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

WHO LET YOU ON THIS SITE???? AINT YOU TOO SMAAAAART TO BE ON HERE???

[ - @wagermanagement ]

Oh great, you?! Again?? Somehow-?!

I let MYSELF on HERE, thank you VERY much.

And yes, while I AM much too smart for the tomfoolery that happens on this site all toooften, I've still gotten no word back about my Creddit account's restoration. This is the next best thing thing I have to my online forums, for your information.

I'm surprised YOU were even able to get onto this website, you blubbering featherbrain. Allow me to remove you from my inbox and show you the BLOCK button!!!

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who is your favorite cassino to play and then pay jack shit and skidaddle from?

"It'th THUCH a THHAME our thceduleth don't line UP like they uthed to..." Buck sighs dramatically, tipping his head back.

"But, hey! Hith Cathino ith ALWAYTH open!! Like. ALWAYTH."

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let'th ducking gooo!!!!

"EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! Thee, I KNEW toonth liked being THHUFFLED!!! Quack Quack!!" Buck just keeps giggling and quacking with the duck toons, he... isn't really paying any more attention to you.

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HOLY SHIT?????????? HE DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLD ON WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLLY MAKES MUSIC WHAT???????????? DAVEYS KILLING IT AS ALWAYSSSS HEHEHEHHEHEHE

Mine own single with Mr. BruBot hast just cometh out, "BABES TOO FINETH" @dave-brubot-real-life

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What do you think of Dave Brubot, mr Ruffler

"It wath our TEN YEAR anniverthary thith year!!" Buck smiles, a surprisingly soft look on his face, tucking his wedding ring back under his shirt.

"It wath jutht the BETHT..."

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"HEY!!! What'th up!!? It'th Buck Ruffler, THE Duck Thhuffler, comin' atcha LIVE from the HOTTETHT cathino in town!!" There's a gentle hubbub in the background as he speaks.

"If ALLLL my bethtieth AND my bothhman hath one of thethe, then I AIN'T gettin' left t' be the CATHE CARD!!" He laughs, cackling and loud. "ATHK AWAY!!! Toon, Cog, WHATEVER ya are, I don't CARE!! Tho long ath ya can PLAY."

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