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Sauron as Annatar Lord of Gifts handing out the rings of power.
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"i got myself some little treats and now life isn't so hard anymore" local woman admits
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when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring
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Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
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what I love in every old-timey photo of women dressing up their cats is how peeved the cats look
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mental illness is so embarassing i’ll literally be like I’m fully aware I’m mentally ill but it’s not mental illness this time. and then it was mental illness
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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
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Tips if you want to start writing

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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.
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somebody called ben shapiro a bozo to his face. great fucking day
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