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it's that Nick-Com brainrot fr /affectionate

Why is it that the Quinton Reviews Sam and Cat part 3 video has made me emotionally invested in the relationship between a gay cannibal streamer and his former MMA fighter assistant from a children's show I've never watched?

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MORE CHOEBE!!!

watched the latest thundermans: undercover episode and cherry is phoebe's girlfriend actually because why is phoebe calling her the fairest lady in all the land completely unironically among other things

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oh ok, so someone actually DOES recognize Cherry and Phoebe should be a couple

thank you for validating my feelings on the matter

#Choebe for life

Not me re-watching my childhood Nickelodeon life action shows and finding a lot of gay ships.

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how is there no Phoebe x Cherry fics, like, at all?

literally none exist as far as i can tell

this is literally the perfect set-up for a ship tho??

lowk mad about it

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my theory for how Isaac knows a lot of the medicine/bug/etc. stuff is because of his parents, most especially his father

we know he and his dad were very close, considerably more than him and his mom, so his dad would be able to teach him about bugs (a possible hobby of his), medicine (a possible job of his), arcana (they played imagination games together, see Legend of Gumbo), and the biblical stuff is his mom, obviously

the implications of the game being entirely isaacs imagination as he's locked in the chest suffocating make him retroactively the character of all time like. bc that means as a five year old child he has in depth knowledge on medicine, theology, video games and internet memes, puns and wordplay, bugs, and just in general weird shit. like most knowledgeable baby in the world. he’s also not only in the stages of developing DID (though he’s too young to have it fully, he definitely has both a massive tendency to disassociate and the playable characters are different aspects of himself that he has already categorised as separate people in his head) but each one of his alters also has another separate counterpart that’s just “the same but fucked up and evil” also like eight of them are just various dead versions of himself. he has an in depth knowledge of the major arcana and also various tabletop games too. he's incredibly snarky if the item descriptions are anything to go by. he hates phil fish.

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i lowk need this

I was in Heathers: the Musical but everyone was played by Bendy and the Ink Machine characters.

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Cookie Heather looks like she's from Cookie Run: Kingdom

I love these two i hope they explode

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first musical i properly listened to was Music Man Jr. iirc

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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and the kids actually die this time instead of just getting mutilated nigh beyond repair

had a weird dr eam last night so

rtc and willy wonka crossover

the amazing karnak is now a fortune telling choclatier who opens his factory to five lucky contestants! (and one mystery contestant oooooo~)

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like pole

yall gotta tell me legally and also who you pronounce it like that (fandom or family or whatever the fuck, or accent or something i dont know i just wanna know)

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coping mechanismsssss

you’re laughing. they’re mischaracterizing mischa bachinski and noel gruber and constance blackwood and ricky potts and ocean o’connell rosenberg and jane doe/penny lamb and you’re laughing?

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that's cause that was the beginning-

best friend

girlfriend

ride the cyclone

only ride the cyclone has no end

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this'll be about the image, but tbh, the character described as not boring has mostly become boring for me

Chat can I say Constance Blackwood

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THIS IS THE STORY OF MICHAEL

THE UGLIEST BOY IN TOWN

Hmm I don't remember this rtc character

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"do you want us to like..."

"die a brutal gay death"

Happy Pride month everyone 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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nerdycocoa when i catch you nerdycocoa

nerdycocoa when i catch you nerdycocoa

nerdycocoa when i catch you nerdycocoa

nerdycocoa when i catch you nerdycocoa

Weird Al died.

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i am unaware of any scandals or controversies with the two of them, so i think i can say i'd trust them with it

Ian and Anthony (of Smosh) bought the United States