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Why every carachter in Rumpelstilskin should be shot

Now, I'm not gonna sit here and pretend that Rumpelstilskin is the hero of the story. In fact I don't think anyone in the story does anything that could be considerd even remotly heroic.

There are four people in the book, all four of which are clearly psychotic and deserve nothing good to happen to them in life ever.

Let's start with the king, if anyone he's abviously villan of the story, there is no doubt in that. But we can't give him to much shit about it because anyone who believes that someone is caplable of spinning straw into gold is clearly heavilly mentaly disabled.

Then there's the miller. He let his daughter deal with that crazy king just because he wanted to look cool. What did he expect? Bragging to a powerfull king, who is clearly not right in his mind, about his daughter being able to spin straw into gold. I mean, as a miller i didn't expect him tot have an IQ of a hundred and fiftee but com on, man. Jezus. The fact that he thinks that he has to make up stories like that tot make himself feel valluable shows that he obviously has some kind of bipolar disorder. Or he is just dumb. He's probebly just dumb.

Then there's the miller's daughter. I have to say, of all the people in the story she's probebly the most sane but she's also the person that annoys me the most. Like, all she could do was cry. Also, when you know that you've told a little creapy wizzard guy who can spin straw into gold that he could have your baby. DONT GET PREGNANT. What the hell was she thinking? And while were on that, why did she even marry the king in the first place? She should've ran as soon as she was free. How was she that mentally impared?

Now, Rumpelstilskin. Out of everyone in the story my feelings about rempelstilskin are probebly the most complicated. Some of his actions have shown him to have some psychotic tendencies, like, abviously it's not okay to ask someone who is in need to be saved for a favour, of course she was gonna say yes, otherwaise she would have died. Also dancing around a fire singing about how no one knows your name is not how most sane people enjoy spending their friday evening. On the other hand, he is the only reason the miller's daughter even survived and he was pretty clear about the terms that they had agreed on. He even found it in his hart to give her a second chanse, wich is a clear sign of some pretty fucking functional human emotions if you ask me. Also, we don't know why he even wanted the baby, maybe he wanted to give it a better life. I, for one, think that the baby probebly would've been better of being raised by Rumpelstilskin than by an insane king who almost killed his wife and a woman who married the guy who locked her in a basement

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Why Simba is a racist and Scar is kind of okay

Troughout the entire movie, the loin king, Mufassa is painted as this great hero while Scar is believed to be the villain. Eventhough most of the storyline Scar’s actions do reseble those of someone who’s intensions aren’t the purest, whe only know part of his story. Imagine waiting your entire life to become king just to have some little irresponsible baby take everything away from you. He probebly had to deal with hearing about how great his brother was, all of his life. “Mufassa is so cool” “Mufassa is so strong” “Why can’t you be more like your brother Mufassa?”. If that doesn’t at least trigger a person, i don’t know what will. Now, I will admit that Scar might have made some irrational decitions, like throwing his brother of a cliff, but he’s a loin for Gods sake, they’re allowed to lose their temper every once in a while. Also, at the beginning of the movie Mufassa and Simba talk about hunting and eating gazelle’s like it’s a good thing. Why is it that when Mufassa and Simba eat gazelle’s they are almost applauded for it and when Scar throws Mufassa of a cliff he’s suddenly the worst thing ever. And everyone thinks it’s so great that, at the end of the movie, Simba doesn’t want to kill Scar eventhough he killed his father but he eats insects every single day, what makes Scar’s life so much more valluable than that of a bug, Simba? That’s discrimination. Try and justify that.