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HONEYSUCKLE
This doesn't have a specific fanfiction universe because I don't know what character would be the perfect woman to fit this trope but here's what I have.....
The way she smiled with those damn rose-petal lips, always soft and sweet like she didn’t know the weight of the world. Always humming, always baking something that smelled like comfort and sin. Her dresses never wrinkled. Her hair curled like a 50s housewife. She was too good. Too much.
I’d stand in my kitchen window, a cigarette between my fingers, and watch her hang her laundry like some fucking domestic goddess. Every white sheet she pinned up felt like a slap. I’d imagine them strangling her.
But then she looked at me one day.
And smiled.
And I realized I didn't want to be her.
I wanted her.
I didn't want to fuck like her.
I wanted to fuck her.
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I WANNA WRITE ABOUT SO MANY BAD BITCHES BUT MY FINGERS WONT MOVEE
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JENNIFER COOLIDGE as STIFLER’S MOM American Pie (1999) — dir. Paul Weitz
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Can I have a cigarette? Joan? Do you want to close the door?
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BEING ROSALIE’S MATE AND BEING A HYBRID (HALF HUMAN/HALF VAMPIRE) WOULD INCLUDE:
Anonymous said: Can you do a “Being Rosalie Hale’s Mate” maybe part as a human and part as a vampire please?
A/N: Of course, sunshine! I’ve made this one so everyone can read it and feel included. Thanks so much for requesting this idea, it was so much fun to write! Please enjoy and sorry that it took me so long to write. - Admin Kat 🌙❣
◾ At first there would’ve been some resistance simply because you’re part human. This is sprouted from her envy to all humans, since a lot (not all) of them have the ability to reproduce.
◾ But eventually she’d warm up to you and you’d be showered in love that’s reserved only for you, that you’d never thought existed in this world.
◾ Rosalie would be devoted to you, and not to mention intensely protective and possessive of you. To her you’re more delicate than her and you’re her’s. Nothings going to hurt you.
◾ Rosalie wouldn’t shy away from flirting with you or showing you off. She’d be proud to be with you, calling you her “monkey man” or her “divine flower”.
◾ But with that said, Rosalie has quite the temper, so it’s best to stand out of the way when she does get mad.
◾ There’s no doubt that you wouldn’t be a stranger to comforting her when the wolves taunt her and get on her nerves.
◾ “Fucking mutts!” She’d yell through the house, although she’d know damn well that Jacob would be able to hear her either way.
◾ In the beginning, Rosalie would be weary to make love with you, not sure if she’d hurt you.
◾ Rosalie would be gentle with you during sex but also can be rough. It simply depends on her mood. But one thing that’s certain is that she doesn’t lack any romance, passion or sensuality.
◾ “I love you, (Y/N), and I can’t lose you. I don’t care if your heart beats in your chest or if mine is frozen for eternity,” She’d cup your face in her hands, looking into your gorgeous eyes, “Nothing is going to stop us from being together. Not even The Volturi.”
◾ You’d be showered in the finest clothes, curtesy of Alice and herself.
◾ I suppose your relationship wouldn’t be all that different if you were a full vampire. She’d love you just the same.
◾ Rosalie isn’t into sharing. What’s her’s is her’s and it will stay that way. Anyone who even dares to challenge that will be dead.
◾ She’s a terrible sport when it comes to her getting jealous. She’s cruel in that sector, blatantly, mercilessly and determinedly driving off the individual flirting with you. She’ll go out for blood. All the puns intended.
◾ You’re not a stranger to pointing out when she’s jealous, getting a kick out of how flustered she get’s.
◾ But when the tables are turned, Rosalie will bathe in your jealous. Enjoying how irritated you get, just to get back at you.
◾ Deep down, Rosalie is affectionate and playful; you bring that side out of her far more often and her family (particularly Edward) is thankful for that.
◾ You’re totally loved and adored by every Cullen member.
◾ You’re also protected heavily by any and every Cullen member.
◾ You’re forbidden to go around the werewolves. Rosalie has banned you from it and doesn’t care how annoyed you get. The thought of one of them losing control around you would kill her.
◾ Rosalie would be interested in your safety, loathing Bella a bit even with Renesmee there for all of the times that she’d put you in danger.
◾ Travelling the world with Rosalie.
◾ Getting married a lot.
◾ Wrapping your arms around your beautiful lover.
◾ Being Alice’s OTP.
◾ Alice planning your wedding.
◾ Rosalie cooking for you and helping you curb your thirst for human blood.
◾ Watching rom-coms, curled up in each other’s arms.
◾ The bed that you share actually being used for more than just sex, since you do sleep.
◾ Rosalie wouldn’t be able to help but watch you sleep. You’d look so beautiful and peaceful, something that she always comments on.
◾ Being showered in gifts of every kind, and vice versa.
◾ You’d spoil Rosalie rotten, making her wonder how she could have a mate so pure as you.
◾ She’d be there when and if you had nightmares.
◾ She’d love your gift, no matter whether it was something other’s deemed useless or phenomenal. She would support you with it.
◾ Hunting together once you’ve curbed your thirst more for human blood.
◾ Rosalie getting used to the fact that you’ve got to eat. Not being human so long has made her forget a lot of things like that.
◾ Rosalie teasing you for snoring.
◾ “I don’t snore!” You’d object, your heart beating all the more faster. There was no doubt that you were flustered.
◾ “Yes you do. I don’t think you can doubt my hearing, (Y/N).” She’d grin up at you lightening quick, enjoying the way that you grow so abashed.
◾ “I don’t!” You growl, folding your arms in front of your chest, challenging her.
◾ “Yes you do, and I love it!”
◾ Finding a way to always bring a smile to one another’s faces.
◾ I think Emmett would surely be jealous that Rose left him for you.
◾ Being right for each other; in that case, balancing one another out.
◾ Rosalie reassuring you that you’re the most beautiful thing that she’s ever laid eyes on, and vice versa.
◾ Living happily ever after.
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BEING ESME CULLEN’S MATE WOULD INCLUDE:
yestwlightfan said: What would it be like to be Esme,s mate?
A/N: Hope you enjoy what has been written up, sweetheart! Thank you for requesting! - Admin Wenzel 🌲💖
◾ Esme would cherish, almost coddle, you within each and every moment that she would have with you.
◾ It would be certain that she wouldn’t take you for granted, ensuring that you’re aware of the fact that she appreciates every second that she has with you left.
◾ It’d be inevitable to not have Esme reminding you of how much fondness and loves she feels just for you, simply due to the fact that you are everything to her. (And vice versa.)
◾ “I shall forever love you, (Y/N). You are the light of my life.” Esme breathed softly from her fare rose-colored lips, softhearted-ness lacing every syllable, enunciating her mesmerizing golden eyes in which gazed at you tenderly.
◾ With being the mate of Esme, it would be a known fact that you both together would have a strong, supporting relationship. It would be basically impossible to tear up and get you both to turn against one another.
◾ Never even thinking or acting upon leaving one another. You’re both too in love with one another to ever think of such a thing.
◾ If Esme were to ever glimpse upon you whenever you would express, react, seem cheerful, appreciative, loving, ect. it would simply make her entire eternity: This would be particular if she were to be the reason behind it. (Vice versa)
◾ Because, to her, your happiness would bring her complete bliss, ensuring that it has brightened up her day and night. (Vice versa)
◾ “I swear, if you can get any more romantic, you’re going to make me blush.” You’d flutter out, nipping your lower lip.
◾ “There is that smile I fell in love with so long ago…” Esme would utter out in a soft-spoken tone with pure bliss and love wavered within each word, as her facial expression thus changed into complete delight and pleasure. It was as though her golden butterscotch eyes were gazing straight up into heaven.
◾ Without a doubt, it would be a known fact that there would be an enormous amount of respect, trustworthiness, faithfulness and loyalty within this relationship; making these elements inseparable and unbreakable.
◾ Esme expressing her utmost thankfulness and joyfulness towards the thought of having you as her mate, making all the fibers in her body and soul feel over the moon with complete bliss and happiness.
◾ No matter what you were, you would simply light up her whole eternity, her love blossoming all the more, if that were even possible.
◾ With that stated; It would be unthinkable for her to ever utter a thought or ever imagine of what it would be/feel like if she had never of found you. If this was so, to her it would feel as though her immortal life were to be forever frozen in time. This without a doubt would truly and utterly shatter her un-beating heart into a billion pieces, to which it would be eternally un-fixable.
◾ If any person/person’s (or the Volturi) were to have the intention of inflicting any pain or harm, (etc) upon you, just known that Esme -as well as all the members in the Cullen Coven- would shield you straight away from them and would tell the ‘threat’ to back off and not to go near you. You are her mate and she -as well as every member in the Cullen Coven- would protect you at all costs, even if that meant giving up her life with the chance of sparing yours. (And obviously vice versa.)
◾ “My love, your safety is one of my most important priorities.” Esme would declare out with serene-ness cascading her tone whilst the rear of her pale fingers stroked your cheek attentively. “I could not bear the thought of losing you.” She’d add on while her golden ocher eyes locked with yours. “You are the love of my life, I will always protect you, no matter the cost.”
◾ In truth; It would be a known fact that it would make no differences to Esme if her mate were to be the same species as her and her family -vampires- or if her mate were to be human (or any other creature). At the end of the day she would have the utmost respect, fondness and affection for her mate no matter what they were, looked like, and so on. As long as you are happy and healthy, that would matter the most to her.
◾ Esme would for sure shower her mate with many compliments every chance she could get a hold of. To her you would be the most exquisite creature/being her eyes has glimpsed upon in her whole existence. -vise versa-
◾ Honestly, you would be showering her with everything that you possibly could offer her.
◾ “You are the most enchanting and dazzling being my eyes have ever laid upon in my many years of living, my love.” Esme breathed out lovingly while her spectacular eyes peered into your (Y/E/C) eyes with affection shining within them.
◾ Eskimos kisses.
◾ Lot’s of hand holding.
◾ Within this enamored relationship, it would be quite uncommon for their to be any tense confrontations, bickering or clashing. The pair of you would be respective towards one another’s boundaries, in which you would do your best not to cross the lines or limits set in place.
◾ Carrying on from that point, if it was so that Esme and yourself were to get into an argument, then be assured that it would certainly not last long. Yet afterwards, it would be a common occurence that you both would head off somewhere private to apologize for each other’s behaviour, words spoken, and so on; to which you would both make up.
With that said; If Esme and you were to have a disagreement or confrontation, it would only last awhile. But soon after the both of you would go somewhere private to apologizes for your behaviour and soon make up.
◾ Although the pair of you may not argue often, it is not to say that it’s all puppy dogs, unicorns and rainbows. There will be times of friction but those come rather rarely.
◾ It would be common for Esme to speak about her human life, prior to Carlisle having turned her; well, that of what she can recall and if you were to ask her questions about it.
◾ But not only that; she would share what different time periods were like through her eyes, ears and everything, but also what it was like for all the other’s in the coven.
◾ Esme would also tell you tales of what it was like for her when she was a new born and before she met you, etc.
◾ If you were struggling or suffering from anxiety, depression or whatever it was, Esme would do her absolute best with lifting up your spirits and brightening up your life to help you in anyway that she truly could. Surely she would stay by your side, ensuring that your every need is fulfilled.
◾ Comfort, advice, an ear to listen to, tending to anything, whatever it may be, Esme would take care of it. She wouldn’t even dare to think twice over it.
◾ Since in her human life she suffered bouts of intense feelings (maybe even in her vampire life too) she would try her best to relate to you, understanding where you come from and helping cheer you up and support you in anyway that she possibly could.
◾ “For I know the hardships of having felt, thought and having been consumed within these emotions, my love… ” Esme hushed out soft-spoken-ly with comfort wavering within her tone. Tightening her arms around you, she pulled your form closer into her loving and soothing embrace, soon giving the crown of your head a soft peck with her cold lips. “For you must remember to be the strong person that always lies within you. You are stronger than you think, my love, for I believe that and have seen it with my own eyes.” Your mate added on quietly. “You will get through this and see the light at the end of the tunnel. I will always be here for you, (Y/N). You will always have me, my comfort, my support… my everything.”
◾ If you were to have any talents or abilities, and so on, (as a human, vampire, etc.) Esme would be stunned, in much of a positive fashion, when you show her or tell her of it. By doing so, your mate becomes speechless, and if she could shed tears of happiness, she truly would.
◾ This would leave her incredibly intrigued with your gifts, talents, abilities and very self.
◾ “My dear one, you truly are special, the most fascinating being my eyes have ever laid upon. You are so unique, my love…” Esme would vocalize out with a large pearly white smile while watching you. “You truly are one of a kind and I would not want you any different.”
◾ You both surprising each other with lovely homemade gifts or ones that were purchased within stores. Either way you both would still love it and would cherish it no matter what and would thank one another with a smile.
◾ Taking lovely long walks within the forest that surrounds the Cullens house.
◾ All the members in the Cullen Coven supporting this relationship and being overjoyed for Esme -and you- for finally finding each other. Which would end up with everyone accepting you within the Cullen family. (You both totally being everyone’s OTP no matter what…especially for Alice. She would be your guys number one shipper…like she would ship the shit out of the you two).
◾ Esme and you taking turns to plan sweet and thoughtful dates to go on and enjoying them dearly. (Alice would help you or Esme plan these dates from time to time. Only if you needed help or asked her. But let’s face it, the cute pixie will do anything to get involved.).
◾ “This is completely breath-taking Esme…” You would utter out quietly with an expression of complete awe, whilst feeling your breath being taken away. “This…is…so…magnificent…”
◾ “Thank you for the kind comment, my love, but it is not as breathtaking as you …” Esme replied back with passion coursing through her body and soul as a large pearly white smile spread across her lips.
◾ Tender kisses.
◾ Passionate kisses.
◾ Nose kisses.
◾ Hugs/Cuddles.
◾ Whenever Esme would get the chance to have some private time or alone time away from her family, she would write lovely, meaningful and thoughtful love letters about and to you. Which would be filled with the fondness she has for you, but also of how much happier she is with having you in her life.
◾ With that declared, once finishing the love letter, Esme would send or give this love letter, filled with thoughtful words, to you; as a reminder for you to know how much love that she will forever have for.
◾ Passionate sex.
◾ Gentle sex.
◾ Whispering sweet nothings to each other.
◾ Mild PDA.
◾ Overall your relationship and having each other as mates would be filled with an enormous amount of love and loyalty, (etc). Your bond with each other would grow and turn inseparable to the point that no person or no situation could come between you two. Your are hers and she is ours, forever.
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alwayschic38: Hi! Can you pretty please do another dating Leah imagine?? Like what would it be like to be Leah’s imprint and spend time with her? How would she be towards her imprint? 💜💜
(a/n: heya hun! thanks so much for sending in your request. leah is literally my wife so i’m pumped to write for her at any given time bc my girl deserved better! leah is so precious, please for the love of god, protect her! anyways i hope you enjoy what i’ve come up with also lovely! - admin kat 🌙❣)
Disclaimer: i would like to thank @rosaliehalee for helping proof read, edit and co-write this with me! it means so much to me to have your help! 💕
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Being Leah Clearwater’s Imprint and Spending Time with Her Headcanons:
° Whenever Leah happens to stumble upon any amount of free time, she obviously desires to spend it with you. You are officially her anchor, one of the few people in her life that keeps her sane in her hectic life of shape shifting wolves and vampires.
° Your company is so immensely soothing to her that she often begins time spent with you having a short nap with her wrapped in your arms. Leah doesn’t always admit it but she feels very vulnerable, so when you hold her, all of her worries seem to dissipate. But there are times where she also holds you back and you appreciate that Leah is showing you her vulnerable side, a side no one else gets to see.
° Honestly, Leah Clearwater is just so grateful to have such a supportive, loving, and respectful imprint such as yourself. She never feels alienated around you, instead you radiate a warmth that reminds her of what home used to feel like before her life turned upside down.
° When Leah has a Sunday off, she loves to spend most of the morning in bed with you cuddling. The pair of you will just bask in the warmth she radiates and either enjoy the silence or fill it with hushed whispers.
° Leah loves to have her head in your lap while you read a book out loud to her. Your free hand tends to wander through her hair, which is the fastest way for her to fall asleep. She even nuzzles her face into your tummy!
° She also loves to walk up and down the pebble-filled beaches of La Push, no matter what the weather is like. She’ll hold your hand, fingers intertwined with yours and do mushy things like watch the sunrise and sunset with you.
° You and Leah like to go out on dates whenever you can. These can consist of driving up to Port Angeles or Seattle to grab some dinner and go to a movie, go out to a bar, or just go to a park during the day. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing, as long as you’re together. Dates with Leah are always laid back and just chill. She wants you to be comfortable around her. But to be honest, she spoils you rotten because you’re her baby!
° Y’all spend a lot of time with Leah’s family - and at the Swan residence since Sue, her mother, is now with Charlie - and it melts her heart to see you get on so well with Seth, her mother and Charlie. She also likes the fact that you get along with Jacob, Quil, Embry and the rest of the Black Pack.
° Due to Leah being a shape shifting wolf, she has stumbled across a lot of beautiful meadows and places in the woods that she just immediately thinks you would love. So cue her taking you to said places and spending a sunny day there with you - even if it’s raining, you guys will sit sheltered beneath a tree and listen to the rain pattering down and watching nature unfold around you.
° With you, Leah is incredibly playful. She enjoys doing spontaneous things together, such as mini road trips to Port Angeles for food. Sometimes you bring Seth, who’s always beaming from ear to ear as he watches the scenery fly by! You enjoy it when Seth tags along, but Leah doesn’t. You have to remind her that Seth needs attention too, to which she grumbles and pouts at.
° You both go on a lot of road trips together, sometimes taking her family or your family as well. It’s always a pleasant time.
° I imagine that she has a pickup truck that she inherited from her father, Harry. Sometimes, when the normally rainy skies have rolled their clouds out to sea, and the night is clear and bright, she’ll load a bunch of blankets and pillows in the bed of it, drive you both out to a safe spot at night and just cuddle in the makeshift bed she made with you. She’s so warm that you don’t need the blankets. You both stargaze and she tells you all about the different constellations,- something that her father taught her when she was young. The Quileutes were a fishing tribe who used the stars to navigate. She teaches you how to always find your way home, to her. She grins silly when she turns to look at you and you’ve fallen asleep, curled into a small ball into her side.
° Convincing her to take you cliff diving with her was a challenge. She thought it was a dumb idea because the boys do it to one up each other. Plus she heard about that stunt Bella pulled in New Moon and doesn’t want you getting any bad ideas. But once you’ve sold her on the pair of you jumping off together and holding hands, she comes around. She’ll start off on the smaller cliffs and work your way up to the top. She likes the thrill and also seeing how pumped you are afterwards makes her heart swell. And no, she didn’t let go of your hand the entire time!
° When you’re not over at her house or she’s not over at your house, she makes it a habit to call you an hour or two in advance of her nightly patrols. This is a way for her to spend time with you from a distance, if that makes sense? She loves to hear your voice grow sleepy and remind you of how much she truly loves you.
° When Leah is having a tough time with anything, you can just tell the minute that she walks in through the front door. You drop whatever you’re doing, open your arms and she climbs into your lap, whether you’re larger or smaller than her, and crushes you to her. Sometimes she cries and lets out her feelings and other times she’s silent, letting her mood pass over like clouds, acknowledging them and letting it go.
° Food means a lot to Leah, so she thoroughly enjoys cooking and baking in the kitchen with you. Sometimes she’ll let you taste a new recipe she’s made and smears the sauce on your nose because she’s goofy and carefree when she’s with you. Seth tends to walk in and pretends to vomit, only to get a piece of cooked spaghetti thrown at him. Poor kid!
° There’s a 99.9% chance that Leah is picking you up from work everyday. Even if she has patrol, she’ll get Jacob or someone else to cover for her. Honestly, Jacob and the others aren’t mad about it, they’re just happy that Leah is so happy, and glad they don’t have to hear her brooding thoughts anymore.
° Sometimes she’ll wait patiently in the car and other times she’ll casually just stroll into your work, wink, and fire a flirty comment at you. You can’t help but grin and laugh at her, because she’s so cute when she’s a dork. She embraces you, plants the sweetest kiss on your lips and then asks you all about your day.
° You attend a lot of the Quileute tribe bonfires with her and just bask in the relaxing and captivating atmosphere of the stories being shared. After the spell of Billy’s stories lets go, you always catch her beginning to snooze on your shoulder. Paul once dared to stick a wet finger into her ear and got his ass beat.
° You both even spend time at Emily’s. The tension between Sam, Emily, and Leah vanished once she found you. Although she and yourself still hold Sam accountable for the horrible crap he put Leah through, and the terrible scars marring Emily’s face But nevertheless, you just spend a lot of time with Emily because they’re both still best friends. Emily adores you so much and so does everyone else!
° Every second that you guys spend together is literally the sweetest and it melts my heart, okay?!
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reapergraves666 said:Could you do what dating Jane and Leah from Twilight would be like? Either one is fine if you can only do one
A/N: Heya lovely! Same as before, it’s gender nuetral! Here’s the Leah Clearwater would include! Thanks so much for your request! Please request as much as you would like! - Admin Kat 💟
Dating Leah Clearwater would include:
- Leah would be fiercely protective over you.
- Know that at first, Leah would be rather standoff-ish. She’ll be bitter and will refuse to let you get close to her.
- But after you do something sweet to her - after many failed attempts -, she will be much warmer in receiving your comfort and such.
- Leah would get annoyed if her little brother or any of the other pack member’s hovered about you, - or the pair of you, for that matter -.
- “Get lost!” Leah would bark - mind the pun -.
- “Why? So you can smoochie, smooch?” the pack would coo, making kissie faces.
- “(Y/N), you want some wolf pelts?” Leah would growl through gritted teeth and the pack would flee.
- Leah would totally forget all about Sam.
- Sam and Emily would be happy for Leah.
- Even when Leah leaves La Push, you stay loyal to her and refuse to be a toy for the Uley Pack to use against her, to get her and Seth to return home.
- You’d end up moving in with the Cullen’s, much to the dismay of Leah.
- Leah and you would prize casual nights in as dates and actually cook together. Not many people would know that about her, but she has the patience to cook, and she’s a great chef.
- The pair of you would tag team on roasting the entire pack, - even Sam -.
- You’d be close to Emily, much to the dismay of Leah.
- “Can’t you just spend all your time with me?” Leah would grumble.
- “No! I have other people to see, but you’re always in my mind and heart.”
- Seriously, she’ll knock a bitch out for looking at you or speaking to you in the wrong context.
- Bickering would be the norm for you too and even a way to horse around.
- “Sheesh! Can’t you old folks head somewhere else?” Paul would gripe.
- “Yeah, you’re like an old married couple.” Jacob would sigh.
- Practical jokes on the pack.
- The pack spilling embarrassing secrets about Leah to you.
- “I hate them!”
- “Just calm down! I think it’s cute that you used to run around your front yard naked.”
- “I think I’m starting to hate you too…”
- Tickle fights.
- Campfires.
- Keeping you warm at the beach at night.
- Being the love of her life and improving her mood most of the time.
- Leah having many insecurities that you’ll leave her, but you always reassure her that you’re here to stay; and stay you do.
- Loving Leah to the moon and back, and vice versa.
- Movie nights.
- Tracing intricate circles upon the back of each other’s hands, on your hips, thighs, wherever you two can.
- Getting lost in each other’s everything.
- Being a power couple of La Push.
- Everyone’s OTP.
- Forreal, you two are made for one another!
- Every kiss feels like loving electric.
- Treating Leah and Leah treating you, too.
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Ice Princess (2005) is almost a perfect film, it just needed a lot more Michelle Trachtenberg and Hayden Panettiere being lesbians together
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