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catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop
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Ramalama Creatures on Etsy
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Ooooooooooh Guillermo del Toro worked on Megamind THATS why its Like That
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Terrible idea:
Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.
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when welcome to night vale said: “Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”
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Both things are true.
Instead of paying $1 for a bookmark, you could just use the dollar as a bookmark.
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Not to be a downer but if i had to, at 12 years old, listen to my mother tell me all the different ways men would want to hurt my body, and how i might prevent that, then i really feel like teenage boys can handle a conversation with their parents that starts “let’s talk about consent”
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Ways In Which Growing Up on Fairy Tales Has Influenced My Spirit Work
Never, ever trust anything claiming to be offering an “easy way out.”
Always be polite until everyone shows their hands. You never know who or what you’re dealing with.
Never freely give out your name.
Bartering is usually alive and well. See what you can trade.
Half of magic is belief.
Gods and magical beings can be hiding anywhere. Keep your eyes peeled.
A little kindness can go a long way.
Nothing is ever really free.
The most powerful things come in little packages.
Don’t underestimate yourself. Your strength is frightening, there is iron in your bones. You can move mountains when you try.
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I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl
And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude
And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.
And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon
only to find the 15 years old boy
dressed as SPIDER-MAN
AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN
THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS
HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES
Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?
He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile
Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.
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This is the Magical 11/11 & 11:11 Post
May you receive what you wish for with live, grace, & wade and keep your heart and mind open.
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hey please spread this around.
bumblebees are going extinct and i think now is a time to let everyone know that pesticides aren’t the way to go. there are infact alternatives to pesticides that are cheaper and safer.
like caffeine! bees love the smell of caffeine, and it doesn’t hurt them. however every other dangerous bug is repulsed by the smell and wont eat your plants.
it’s that simple! it’s that fucking simple! all you have to do is get some coffee beans or whatever. put it in a cup. put some water in it. put it in a spray bottle. boom! that’s all!
please spread this around to anyone you know i refuse to let bumblebees go extinct
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hey please spread this around.
bumblebees are going extinct and i think now is a time to let everyone know that pesticides aren’t the way to go. there are infact alternatives to pesticides that are cheaper and safer.
like caffeine! bees love the smell of caffeine, and it doesn’t hurt them. however every other dangerous bug is repulsed by the smell and wont eat your plants.
it’s that simple! it’s that fucking simple! all you have to do is get some coffee beans or whatever. put it in a cup. put some water in it. put it in a spray bottle. boom! that’s all!
please spread this around to anyone you know i refuse to let bumblebees go extinct
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