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Wu at the end of s5 staring teary eyed after Morro purposefully let go of his hand and died in the water:

Jay: well I guess you can say that he’s no morro

Wu:

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tiny

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((they’re perfect.))

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Meet my current favorite ninjago ship (part two ✌️)

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I want the megacorp that is disney to die as much as the next guy, but before it does I want it to pump so much money into percy jackson that by the sheer power of disney media domination they actually replace hp's cultural relevance with PJO in the global consciousness of important children's book series and media

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the seven deadly sins of gender:

gender lust - i wanna be you so bad i want to fuck you

gender gluttony - i used too much gender at once. i overindulged in the gender

gender pride - i love my gender. my gender is the best gender. no other gender even compares

gender sloth - i'm too lazy to have gender right now. there is no gender

gender wrath - your gender makes me so fucking angry. i hate it. i want to destroy your gender

gender greed - i want all the gender. all of it

gender envy - i want your gender. i am jealous of your gender

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Ok friends, listen up. We all do it. Every year we wait 9 months for fall. We daydream of long walks in crunching leaves, hot chocolate, warm sweaters and orange sunsets bringing a chill to the air. And every year the season flies by and we miss it. By reposting this, you promise to take the time to treat yourself to the magic that is autumn. Make it happen. Because life is short.

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𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓

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I hate that as Indigenous people, we have to slowly explain the concept of LandBack to basically every colonizer.

Like no we're not going to just throw you out, or put you in camps, or any of that shit. We just want to be able to take care of our ancestral land and be the ones in charge of protecting it.

Like I know these people were raised with a colonial mindset but after a while I just start to lose sympathy.

Like oh you're worried about having your home violently ripped out from under you?? What a fucking tragedy.

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Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out- Ninjago edition

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Just woke up from yesterday's saga.

-friend still stranded in Montana, now coordinating a rescue mission.

-queen dead, crabs everywhere

-got reblogged by @dduane and @neil-gaiman , RIP my activity feed

- woke up specifically because Mr. Mochi caught a sphynx moth that got into the house, and, as I was not appreciating this achievement enough (because, I must reiterate, I was asleep) he decided to shove it up my nose.

So I guess it's gonna be like that for a while.

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Today's Adventure is that I, after an unintentional 13-hour power nap,

Got woken up at 6AM by a phone call from a friend stranded in Montana because of the heat wave and almost no cell service because of their crap provider.

OhSoThat'sHowIt'sGonnaBe.jpg

Ok.

I somehow summon a week's worth of spoons and in less than 30 minutes and 5 phone calls, get them

A hotel

An appointment with a mechanic from 2 states away

A perscription refilled from 2 states away

and A Pizza

Go me.

But then it's 8AM and there are unscheduled live humans at the door and while EVERGENCY MODE is still on, I have already blown through a ton of spoons, and also probably shouldn't meet whoever it is wearing just a pair of bootyshorts that say "CRYPTID" in Gothic Font on my ass.

So I greet them in those shorts and a T-shirt that I manage to put on both inside out and backwards

#nailedit

It is, Fortunately, not the mormons.

it is, Unfortunately, two UPS guys trying to deliver my other in-house friend's new phone except the new guy doesn't know how to operate the "sign for package" device, and the old guy that's supposed to be mentoring him is like, 92, deaf as a post, and doesn't actually know how to operate the device either.

by the way

it is already

over 100 out

it takes almost 30 minutes to sign for the phone

when i get back inside, i discover that apparently the Corgi has learned how to open his kennel from the inside because he is now out of the kennel and waiting for me to come in.

he also has cat litter all over his face because while he was waiting for me he also learned how to open the baby gate to the cat's room and help himself to a cat shit breakfast.

He'll be fine

He's a cattle dog, they're legally required to have at least 1 really disgusting snack they love.

but

more to the point

i have no idea at what point he learned to open his kennel from the inside

has he been staying there out of politeness this whole time??

And

I got other shit to do today.

namely.

I'm seeing a realator

The Devils most pathetic yet effective demons

I get a reminder text that I have an appointment with her

at least

I think that's what it is because what she sends me is: "🏡⏰12:00 ❔"

With the time typed in the middle like that.

She is, according to her profile, at least 80.

so I reply "😎👍"

and then she sends me a string of GODDAMN POST-MODERN EMOJI HEIROGLYPHICS THAT TAKE UP MY ENTIRE SCREEN.

She's on an iPhone so half of them don't even translate across platforms

It takes me half an hour and three different software programs and goddamn wingdings to translate, but she has sent me the address and rules about masking and not wearing shoes inside.

in emoji

instead of like

literally any other format

I am

FASCINATED

and simply must meet the woman so if I don't come back to update I got stolen by the fairies but I'm taking the Corgi with me as protection so I'll see y'all later.

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kids cartoons will be like haha silly goofy times and then immediately traumatize all of the characters

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

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I've seen a couple of joke posts about PIXAL being an accidentally bad matchmaker and causing chaos but I will propose her being bad on purpose and sabotaging people so that pixane remains the true power couple of ninjago