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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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which oc goes only by a nickname?

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Megan Thee Stallion to release highly anticipated cover of The Rime Of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers

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The Beach Boys's Brian Wilson sits alone in a church. (c. 70s/80s, photographer unknown)

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Long hair wyll? Ponytail? Or just hairstyles you think could be fun for him. Love how you draw him!!

Thank you! I’ve always imagined him with twists. He could pull off anything, though.

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Frankenstein (2025) dir. Guillermo del Toro

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the best part of sports is the other fans. the worst part of sports is also the other fans.

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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August 25, 2012

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august 1, 2008

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Raindrops

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lobber need a fucking break from it all

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did you seriously just let it linger