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I think the ending of Venom war is not very far from this...

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both the current Venom comics and movie had me in shambles so obviously i had to draw the Eddies meeting up to cope lol

bonus:

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half the symbrock fandom: Venom is just a big gooey puppy and Eddie is his tired single dad who lets him get away with everything. He’s constantly wrapped around Eddie like a clingy octopus and makes happy little purring noises when Eddie lets him nibble on his fingers.

the other half: these two are engaging in the most unhinged, reality-bending, alien-goo-enhanced depravity imaginable. Eddie hasn’t had a normal bodily function since Venom moved in. They have broken multiple beds. There are tendrils involved in ways I cannot legally describe

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He fell first He fell harder

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Venom symbiote watching Eddie Brock waking up in a sewer on a dirty mattress, after fucking up his own life with his own dumbass decisions for the 125th time:

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⚠️EVERYONE PLEASE KEEP CALM.

Our Ao3 writers (even me) are already working overtime to fix-it the damage.

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Me trying to explain symbrock - a visualization

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Reminder that Eddie and Venom are in love and their relationship is canon in the comics so them being together in the movies isn’t that far off or that crazy

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Suddenly feels happy about being a chinese person who also knows english after encountering RiotDrake fandom haha also we talk about how RiotDrake sounds like They are a married couple and Riot decides to take the surname of his husband =P

AW riot drake!! they r married

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Do you have any Carlton X Eddie/Venom headcannons???

UM HELL YEA I DO!! this took me so long but! enjoy! also i would put this under a cut but idk how lol

- the only way they wld ever even look @ each other as more than shaky allies is if u go down the Carlton Lives Route (which i ADORE) where he hides in eddie’s house to escape the feds/fake his own death

- it’s never so much as a romance as it is a “hey you’re stuck here and my apartment is tiny so we might as well”- that being said they come to tolerate and even maybe enjoy each others’ presence after a bit

- despite being a capitalist rich bitch, carlton is VERY self sufficient. he’s a self made man, after all! he starts cooking for the both of them after a week of tater tots and pizza cause hey, he’s a cooped up genius and he cannot stand frozen food. eddie is DELIGHTED lmfao

- speaking of cooped up genius,, their arguments are really, really bad at first. eddie usually starts them by making an offhanded comment abt the life foundation’s sketchy ethics. they end with eddie/venom yelling at the top of their lungs and carlton looking…sly as usual after ripping into their character for 20 minutes. so many dishes were thrown in the span of 3 weeks before eddie realized it was pointless to argue with one of the smartest and (formerly) most powerful people in the world

- riot is dead, and without them carlton is having a lot of trouble assimilating back into human ways, that paired with all the traumatic memories he has of, well, actual cannibalism now that riot isn’t there to quell his thoughts makes it rlly difficult for him to eat normally

- ^^after a few weeks of eating across from carlton, eddie,, notices how disordered it is. it sparks their first genuine conversation and the first time eddie feels real sympathy for his former arch nemesis

- carlton is,, rather put off by venom. riot was NEVER soft with him like venom is with eddie, it makes him feel rlly alienated and weirded out at first

- carlton sleeps on the couch, until eddie’s fucking heat breaks AGAIN, and he’s broke and carlton doesn’t have access to his money, so they find themselves awkwardly spooning yada yada its rlly cliche

- o and carlton is the little spoon bc venom spoons eddie ofc lmfao

- venom probably initiates things considering theyre absolutely fearless lmao. it probably shocks carlton at first bc like!! symbiote kisses wtf?? but it becomes routine after a while.

- carlton sometimes just skulks around the apartment in the middle of the night when he can’t sleep, eddie occasionally wakes up to the silhouette of his ex-arch-nemesis-turned-boyfriend(?!?!?) curled up on the couch staring into space (it’s a side effect of losing riot, he figures). they have good conversations at 2 am.

- carlton probably turns himself into the police after a while bc he cant deal w the monotony of eddie’s apartment and lack of… unethical projects to fulfill his (questionable) soul, eddie wakes up to the news and doesn’t quite understand why he’s so unbearably angry.

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Carlton Drake is a scientist which means he gets very analytical at the most inopportune time. This becomes a big problem during his and Riot’s first time; he’s too busy checking his heart rate and jotting down mental notes that he’s not really savoring the sensation of when Riot runs his hot wet tongue down his chest or when he beautifully curls a tendril against his prostate sending his hips jutting upwards in the most cinematic way. Riot hates this and renounces his promise to go gentle, Drake is restrained and roughly shoved into the mattress. Riot wastes no time in quicking the pace on the tendril around Drakes cock and ramming back into him with the other still against his prostate. Drake completely dick drunk and unable to process anything but pleasure as saliva runs down his chin in pure and utter bliss. Drake is usually a cocky and back talking little fucker so when Riot can have him begging and shouting his name in compliance to his command, Riot will take what ever he can.

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William should break up with his boyfriend by Dogdude on Ao3

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random posts i found and the characters they made me think of

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omfg lol this is gold

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you guys seem to really like my willmark stuff so here's some more. you've heard of dead william get ready for NOT INTERESTED william

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William and Amber during Invincible war

Poor babies bout to be abducted by some lovesick mentally ill variants of their friend *wink wink*