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GET READY TO DRAFT ME UP A WEDDING INVITATION BITCH!!!!

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"I care about you, you know?"

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ive seen the kcd2 prologue about a billion times atp but it never stops feeling like a hansry fever dream. fight with our cocks? let's go and strip henry? "loosen up" with some "swordplay"? almost as good as with your tongue? your pride and joy? looking at your naked bro and saying that's a view fit for a king? the sigh of relief when henry says he didn't sleep with theresa? are we being for fucking real right now???

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Good girl bad girl.

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The Amorous Adventures of Bold Sir Hans Capon 2: the Lord of Dorkstein courts the comely Henry of Swagless.

it was concerning how naturally the rhymes came to me

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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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Blood of Siegfried

The ancient hero Siegfried killed the dragon Fafnir and bathed in his blood. That way, no ordinary blade could hurt him. You may not he a dragon slayer, but you may have some of Siegfried's blood in you.

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downloading the half•alive live performances for easy viewing on my trip 🙌

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Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.

Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:

If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.

Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out.

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Luke reacting to the Hansry scene - six months and we're finally here. We're all emotional.

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Devotion

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HANSRY WEEK

THURSDAY: Weapons ⚔️

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I drew Jori, did anyone miss them?? I did.

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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But tell me, what brings you here?