waltermittie
waltermittie
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waltermittie · 1 hour ago
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urgent help!
as you guys know my grandparents got scammed almost a month ago, some man told them he was going to send them medical equipment they needed for $500 dollars, we were desperate, not only they lost all the money they had, my grandpa has gotten significantly worse, he's starting to lose vision in his good eye and my grandma is losing mobility as well (evidence), I know I sound annoying always coming here and begging for money for my grandparents and for my college, I don't know how to anticipate the grief, losing my grandpa everyday to his illness, losing my college education cause I can't afford it, in México the situation it's just getting worse and even though I feel lonely I have found a community here and I'm forever grateful for that, even a dollar goes a long way and all the money will go to their medical needs since I'm very sure I won't be able to cover college expenses, please share and donate if you can, you can help via p*ypal or any way you want through ko-fi, here's the link! 💕 thank you sm
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waltermittie · 5 hours ago
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waltermittie · 5 hours ago
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quick study of this 1988 doc martens ad
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waltermittie · 5 hours ago
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* * * News Interruption * * *
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waltermittie · 5 hours ago
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waltermittie · 6 hours ago
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Hear y'all like rats.
You can get your rat ass prints also:
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waltermittie · 6 hours ago
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My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
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waltermittie · 14 hours ago
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waltermittie · 14 hours ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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waltermittie · 14 hours ago
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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
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waltermittie · 14 hours ago
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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waltermittie · 3 days ago
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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waltermittie · 3 days ago
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waltermittie · 3 days ago
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“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY
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waltermittie · 3 days ago
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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waltermittie · 3 days ago
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Me: I'd just like affordable housing, everyone being able to have healthcare including mental, dental and vision and being able to afford healthy alternatives at the grocery store.
America: best I can do is going to war with whoever Israel says to.
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waltermittie · 4 days ago
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Why is this heat so hot 😩
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