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Damn that's crazy do you have her number?

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hey so yall remember that grave they found in Kazakhstan of a teen girl with 180 sheep ankle bones? well she was ALSO buried something much more important that I see NO ONE talking about:

A disk engraved with a frog

Source

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We did this just for fun.🤣🤣🤣

Fic credits to Millie. She said: “no beta. inspired by Discord friends — thank you all.”

There’s another mini fic coming up. The author is currently working on the English translation🤣 Thank you for your patience

All text is purely for parody and tabloid-style effect; it does not reflect our actual views. We’re not native English speakers — please excuse any awkward phrasing or word choices!🙏❤️

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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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The Fishes

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It’s been really heartwarming to see just how wonderful my coworkers have been literally from the get go regarding my coming out and transition.  They’ve been so wonderful and kind and I’m constantly giddy and lighthearted knowing that they’re such great people.

I’m so incredibly lucky, and I wish that everyone else going through this could have such a supportive environment as they go through such a challenging time in their lives.

A note on my coming out talk with Michelle last October: yes, that conversation happened.  It was an absolute riot and the moment I got home I immediately told my wife as that was, like, the funniest damn thing ever.

Michelle and I are both prone to be goofs, and this was a top tier, absolute A-Class goofy moment.

Love you, Michelle, keep being awesome!

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I’m very new to tumblr but I wanted to add to the trans mornings art trend started by @lycans-art-kingdom that I’ve been seeing so much of!!

And was inspired to do so my @imstillalexcomic always asking for more of them

(Also ah, sorry for pings you two, I hope you don’t mind, I saw others ping)

(Also also, this was done using MS paint and a mouse because I didn’t want to set my laptop up for drawing)

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In light of recent events...

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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing white nationalist talking points.

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Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.

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It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing white nationalist talking points.

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This girl is an actual hero and we need to donate to her defense fund please