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In case twitter goes under here's where you can find me. In the dumpster behind the Pizza Brothers on main Street.
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It's election day today so be sure to release the swarm of bees you've trained to spell out your favorite candidate's name.
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Someone give me $8 so i can get verified as the real waluigi.
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Biblically accurate Waluigi.
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All jack and no play makes work a dull boy.
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Look out it's me, the grimble grumble man.
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When I die medical scientists are gonna preserve my brain in a jar as a warning for future generations.
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Sometimes you just want to pull the arms off a giant octopus for fun.
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When you're unsure in life, just do what I always do. Listen to your butt.
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Who wants to buy an NFT of Waluigi's dick? Serious inquiries only.
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Waluigi Time! Thank you Mario Kart Tour… The last picture is a delusion.
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Now that all our contributors have hopped in our kitchen, we’re in the works to reveal our full menu! 🥪 In the meantime, it looks like Waluigi got a mysterious invitation to something…
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