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Im not a parent so i guess im not familiar with the meta. But it seems to me like you could solve the no sleep at night thing by just napping when the kid naps. Seems like honestly itd be nice even

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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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Pope Leo

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The thing you like? It’s overrated.

Did that make you mad? If so, then bad news: you fell for rage bait.

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My mom: “my sweet, it’s time to go to bed”

Me (27): “okay mom, just one more video”

Mom: “fine… but only one, it’s late” (9pm)

Me: *sneakily laughing* “yeah, right… only one” ;)

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I think they'll be fine saying that.

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If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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What the hell she drew a man

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Charlie brown might legit be S-tier autistic rep though purely because the fact that everyone hates him for somewhat unclear reasons seems like better #representation than most actually autistic characters

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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.