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"Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had." Horror Character Appreciation - Tom Cruise as Lestat in Interview with the Vampire (1994) dir. Neil Jordan

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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I personally headcanon that the reason that the townsfolk all unquestioningly accept the farmer despite them being the weirdest person (?) alive is that they've all lived in the same tiny, rural, seemingly isolated town for most of their lives and have no real experience with someone from outside it. They probably just accept that that's just how cityfolk are, and it would be rude to question it. Like yeah, they sometimes barge into their bedrooms wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, present them with their favorite meal, and then fuck off to fish until they pass out at two in the morning, and routinely take one-way trips to Calico Desert with no way to get back, only to be spotted heading into the mines early the next morning, but they're from Zuzu city. Besides, that meal they pulled out of their backpack was pretty damn good

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armand is still taller despite lestat’s gay ass heels this is the best day of my life

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in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

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Paul Scheer told a story on the Light the Fuse podcast once, about two parties he went to where Tom Cruise showed up. At the first party, Tom Cruise just stood in the center of the room and a line of people formed to talk to him, and Tom Cruise talked to each one at length, giving detailed career advice, one after another. At the second party, Tom Cruise was there to see one of his kids play music with their band, and Tom Cruise stood watching the band by himself, and no one went near him because it'd be futile, he was so locked in to watch the band.

Now: a third party. (X)

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T shirt that says "I ❤ being stuck in a time loop"

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon on 35mm film in promotional images from Bound (1996).

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There was only one bed. 😌

Based on this meme 😂😂😂

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Me if I were a dog

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