wandaluvstacos - Tumblr blog

[wandaluvstacos]

genuinely think i might stop reading the news entirely. this is so dire

[wandaluvstacos]

[wandaluvstacos]

Speed: 100 distance: 0

[wandaluvstacos]

MONKEY MAN (2024) dir. Dev Patel

[wandaluvstacos]

i pay like no attention to anything beyonce does but I was listening to this podcast where they mentioned the cover of Cowboy Carter looked AI generated "even though it's obviously not" and like... it is, actually??? The horse is at least, for sure.

this is what an actual western bridle looks like. Compare to the nonsense that is beyonce's horse's bridle.

This is what a western saddle with silver accents actually looks like. That girth attachment is a complete mess, and there's a weird third strap on the back of the stirrup flap.

Lastly, no horse canters like this. This is not how the legs work at a canter.

It seems very weird to me to make a horse with AI. Horses are the most photographed animal on the planet. Surely you could fork over $100 for a real stock photo of a horse running you could photoshop Beyonce onto.

I wonder how Beyonce would feel about people doing AI replicants of her voice and just doing whatever they wanted with it.

[wandaluvstacos]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[wandaluvstacos]

tumblr look what you have wrought

(a screenshot of someone who message me on okc)

[wandaluvstacos]

i need you all to see this ad

[wandaluvstacos]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

[wandaluvstacos]

"i didn't like it" and "I think it wasn't well written" are different. i can personally dislike things that are not bad and i am being so brave about it

[wandaluvstacos]

this is one of my favorite videos ever

[wandaluvstacos]

i hate that emma watson refused to wear a corset in the beauty and the beast live action movie because "feminism" or whatever so we ended up with this terrible dress. like, did they SCREENPRINT those curlicues on?

Corsets are pretty much necessary if you're going to wear a shit ton of heavy skirts. I'm not going to defend the corseting in the Cinderella movie because clearly they did that actress dirty by tight lacing a corset not even built for her (also, it's much harder to tight lace someone who is already thin compared to someone with a meatier waist), but there's a reason that dress looked so much better than Emma's. If you want a big poofy skirt that sticks out real far, you need tons of layers underneath, and all that shit is HEAVY. Corsets were used to support all that weight. They were practical for big skirts, on top of being supportive garments that made tailoring your dresses much easier.

It also means your clothing lasts longer-- when the corset takes the strain of your body against it, it means there isn't strain on the seams of your bodice. Also, actresses often complain about corsetry because they aren't wearing corsets built to fit them, the corsets are tied too tightly, or they don't have time to break the corset in. Corsets are like blue jeans-- it takes a while for them to get softer and more comfortable. Most women in the days of corsets had one corset for many years. And unlike shapewear of today, they were built to YOUR measurements and body type. And how extensive they were often fit the silhouette of the time. Corsets in 1810, where empire waists ruled and no one had to have a teeny waist, looked very different from ones in 1870, when the silhouette was much more restricted.

That's why the corset tightening scene in Bridgerton is so stupid, because why would you tight lace your daughter down when her dress looks like this? No one would even notice it!

It's just very funny to me that Hollywood insists that corsets were these anti-feminist woman torture contraptions when women on the red carpet still wear corsets under their dresses today! like no, Zendaya's not free-titting it under this dress. it's just underwear, man.

[wandaluvstacos]

[wandaluvstacos]

posting here for posterity:

i am sitting outside with my dog winston and he was barking at a one of my neighbors who was walking home

and she looks at him and she says in a very thick jamaican accent: “do you know how small you are? and you talk to me like that?”

and then of course he starts to cry because now that’s his best friend and she says “oh you crying now? you don’t know what you want, and you never will” and she goes inside her house

that’s him btw. with his long ass body and his two inch legs

[wandaluvstacos]

this is a total normal thing for ANOTHER COUNTRY'S foreign intelligence agency front to say to American university students who are peacefully demonstrating against the genocide and oppression of Palestinians

[wandaluvstacos]