Peter: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you donβt fully develop a brain, he was right, and Iβm proof.
Tony: Freud was a little bitch, my idiocy doesnβt have nothing to do with bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris.
Natasha: Iβm a fucking bi genius, just to flex on Freud.
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Are you looking at me because Iβm gay?
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We all have heard of this moon/sun character ships but let me introduce you to:
the sun
the moon
and the stars
like literally guys they all have two hands, is the solve to all the problems, the ultimate mcu ship
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Wanda: Remember when Carol made that romantic dinner for me?
Y/N:Β She microwaved you a pizza.
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Y/N: Donβt go in the living room!
Wanda: What? Why not?
Y/N: I saw a spider.
Wanda: Did you kill it?
Y/N: I have two arms! It has EIGHT! Thatβs not fair!!
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