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the old guard + tarot cards || [insp. | insp. | insp.] 

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When Joe’s bag gave way, spilling all its contents on the corridor floor, it took every ounce of willpower not to fall on his knees and weep like a child. Of course, Hana had finally settled down in her carrier, and she continued to sleep despite the crash of a half dozen cans of baby formula hitting the carpet, so Joe merely blinked back unshed tears and took a deep breath, finding his key and unlocking his flat. He left the door ajar as he carefully put Hana’s carrier on the sofa and quickly went back to retrieve the scattered cans.

After the tragic passing of his omega sibling, alpha Joe got custody of his newborn niece. Unfortunately, things weren’t progressing as well as they should and now Joe has found himself in dire need of a wet nurse.

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a heart like mine a slow burn JoeNicky omegaverse AU

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Joe and Nicky + making each other smile/laugh

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Andy: “for fuck’s sake, kids, stop leaving your shit around! Use CAVES!”

My sister @gaiayukari85 found this article and since I’m home nursing the worst flu in existence, you get this.

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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

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Trying to kick my art block by doing the opposite of an easy drawing

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crim i have come to beg your talent for analysis

what are your thoughts on nicky and joe on the kill floor? because i can’t articulate it any better than THE SYNERGY THEY HOLD

its cool bc The Synergy™ is something you see with all of the immortals (gina calls it 'finishing each other sentences' when she talks abt the tog squad and fight scenes) but its especially potent with joe&nicky, which makes sense bc it seems like they spend more time together than the others do usually. (i imagine andy and quynh would be even more so, but we only have like 5 seconds of footage of them fighting together.)

[ive talked before (1, 2) abt how charming it is that joe jumps in front of nicky in the beginning of the fight so i wont go into that.]

but anyways the tog squad does these cute little teamwork kills, the murder equivalent of finishing each other's sentences (like gina says) one character disables an enemy and the other kills the enemy. you can see book and andy do one here. andy axes this guy, grabs him around the neck, then lets go of him a minute later so book can shoot him

what's cute is (if you dont count nicky sniping those 2 guys at once or joe slicing those other two guys with his sword while theyre outside) that joe and nicky Only do teamwork kills. there are 16 mercenaries in the kill floor and:

andy - kills 8 herself (3 with gun, 5 with axe) + 1 teamwork kill with book (pictured above, andy disarms, booker kills)

booker - kills 2 himself + 1 teamwork kill with andy

joe&nicky- joe kills 2 and disarms 3 / nicky kills 3 and disarms 2

1st guy: joe shoots him as he runs to nicky

2nd guy: joe smacks his gun, nicky shoots his thigh, joe shoots him with shotgun and drops it. dead

1st guy: nicky pulls his sword and finishes him off. dead

3rd guy: joe pulls his sword after dropping his shotgun and slices him under the arm

4th guy: nicky cuts him in the thigh

3rd guy: nicky cuts him across the chest. dead

5th guy: joe cuts him across the chest, nicky shoots the gun out of his hand then stabs him. dead

4th guy: joe goes back and kills him while nicky kills the 5th guy. dead

(also its worth pointing out that joe stops attacking 5th guy, does a 180, and attacks 4th guy, who nicky left hanging out behind him. i dont know how joe knew nicky left a guy there, maybe it was the force)

(okay also i said i wouldnt bring up the joe-running-in-front-of-nicky thing but i lied. another thing thats charming abt that bit is that its not actually in the movie- you can only see it in bts footage. HOWEVER after the kill floor fight when you see copley review the footage, what you see on his screen is just s i x different angles of the exact moment when joe runs towards nicky. methinks someone on the crew liked that moment. )

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So you agree? Countries that supply weapons to other countries that are enacting war should be held responsible for their actions?

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PRIDE CELEBRATION 2023: FAVORITE COUPLES

NICOLO & YUSUF ♡ THE OLD GUARD (2020)

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First Procreate drawing….so weird…I think iPad is good for sketching…I need a lot of time to practice…

Still feeling weird

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Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)

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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

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Mark Hamill speaking to fans at Oxford Union. 

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes