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pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

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you ever got that one distant mutual u always figure must have unfollowed u by now and then they pop up in your notes and you’re like….. wow shes still Doing That… bitch is still here despite it all….. what kind of validation

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My barber line my shit up spectacularly

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someone: tell me about yourself

me: don't know them sorry

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The ultimate dad joke compilation

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“its all in your head” bitch where did you want me to keep my feelings ?? want me to hold them in my hands??? put em in a bag??

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Once I was at a plant store and I have this subconscious habit of pulling leaves of plants so I did that and stuck the leaf in my pocket and when I got home I found it and felt bad so I dropped it in a pot with a bromiliad and a few weeks later it had taken root and started growing and that’s the story of how I pirated a plant

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i can’t stop laughing like i know it’s supposed to be educating me on shutter speed but it just looks like a fucking meme

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this is the sleepy samurai. reblog to get good sleep for the rest of your days

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