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i hate it when ur swatting a fly away and u accidentally touch it

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016)

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The Good Place (2016-2020)

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cannot imagine following the sponsored product recommendation of any “influencer” like… you are paid to say this to me. you are the guy spinning the sign on the corner of the street to attract my attention to some okay at best product

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King Shit

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Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

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If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

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“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.”

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The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but just the memes

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Okay. What are you doing? Are you having a staring contest? I mean, how old are you?

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the cops literally let them in

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imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃💛

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The fossil is not the animal.

The fossil is not the bones of the animal.

The fossil is the stone’s memory of the bones of the animal.

And that’s a poetry older than words.