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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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Apropos of nothing

Back when I was in college in the early 90s, all the most colorful personal ads were in the back section of the Public News, Houston’s alt newspaper. It was about the only mainstream place at the time where you’d see ads for gay, poly, swinging, etc. relationships.

My favorite ad from those days is from the “men seeking men” section. I still remember it word for word over twenty years later:

Recent amputee into black magic and falconry seeking same.

The “seeking same”has always struck me as the epitome of romantic optimism. I like to believe that dude found who he was looking for.

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unrestrained summer fun

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ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

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really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats

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some of you guys need to see this

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.