that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick
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A dildo shaped like a plant found in the desert called a cocktus
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My name–– my real name is Aegon Targaryen.
1x01 / 8x04
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what i find the funniest about that dance break scene in ep 1 is that vanya was sitting at the staircase while diego was in the living room right next to it
so when he was sliding those doors close
it must have looked like this
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#HURT #ANGSSSTTTT
8x04 / 3x05
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Lemon and Orange Honey Doodle 🐝🍯
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??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat
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My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.
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