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I’m such a fuking idiot but at least now I have a new friend

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where do the funds from your merch go into, what charities

me charity

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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NO BUT

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I JUST TEXTED THIS TO MY CRUSH INSTEAD OF MY BEST FRIEND

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i just think it’s so fuking funny how there isn’t a word for the day after tomorrow in English but there are like 40 synonyms for boobs

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You traveled to an alternate universe and this is your sign to start a cult of beanposting on tumblr

I had a dream that the alt-right manosphere people stopped liking Andrew Tate, but the guy they replaced him with was Mr. Bean? Like Rowan Atkinson was suddenly the model of masculinity that all these dudes were idolizing and I'm not sure if he was even aware of it.

"Beanposting" was like, the new meme and people spent a lot of time using AI programs to make images of jacked chad Mr. Bean.

I don't know exactly how, but this was related to something called "The Darkness." Like, if you beanposted too much, it would trigger The Darkness, but The Darkness could also happen randomly.

The Darkness was like, this thing that would happen as you were trying to sleep. This black fog would completely envelop you, to the point where you weren't able to see anything. Once that happened, you'd have the distinct feeling that you had been transported somewhere else, or like, another place had been transported around you.

At that point, you HAD to keep your eyes closed. If you didn't, you'd see a blue-green Greek letter delta appear in the air. It would give off just enough light to barely give the impression that there was someone holding the delta, like it was hovering above their hand.

I woke up before I could learn what happened if you saw the delta.

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flashback to when I thought the Kardashians were big chunky sumo wrestlers

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What if snails grew teeth and ate the French as an act of revenge

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you are a dancing queen

young and sweet

only seven teeth

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Humans missed out on such a great opportunity when they chose to say washing machine instead of wishi washi

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Lmao somebody in ancient Egypt must’ve found a cow and went

“ooh boobs”

and that’s how humans discovered milk

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Imagine if Meese were as big as pomeranians and were fluffy. Like you could carry a smol moose around in a purse and society would be completely fine with it

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Do whales have boobs and if so

WHERE THE FUK ARE THEY

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If thermal energy is technically the total kinetic energy in something, how hard do I have to slap a chicken in order to cook it

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HUMANS ARE TECHINCALLY LIKE EARTH FISH

BC ALL LIFE ON EARTH ORIGINATED IN DA SEA SO WE ARE ALL EVOLVED FISHES. WE ARE EARTH FISH

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Anybody else just stutter so bad u decide to just stfu

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I’m about to say something very controversial

so please do not take offense… but

the Australian accents sounds like a spicy version of the British accent and the texan accent mixed together