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Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
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Reblog. This could really help someone out.
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*doesn’t undo laces and almost breaks ankle trying to get shoes off* it’s… faster.. this way..
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This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life
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Me on a First Date
me: So what’s your favorite movie?
him: Well I really liked all of the Star Wars movies, especially-
me:
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vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
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my kink is when everyone shuts the fuck up
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it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
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_ All those shadows almost killed your light.
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so when am I gonna sit on a roof with someone at 3am like in the movies
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On of the best commercials I’ve seen in years, BRILLIANT. .. (hope it uploads right my tablet been actin odd lol)
just have to add , you’ll love the twist at the end…
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Anonymously tell me what time it is there and what you're thinking about.
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