Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"
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shinndierock
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I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run
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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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MINGI :: DJANGO @ COACHELLA 2024 WEEKEND 2
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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest
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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”
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she was not fucking joking
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can i use a calculator on the ap french exam
this mother fucker trying to solve french
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