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ok here's my lyrics for a rap battle in which i am a dairy based character hope you enjoy

makin cheddar, three grand milky diamonds, each hand cream my jeans so fuckin hard they call me stinky cheese man

call me betty botter ‘cause this butter’s up to bat i’ll shake you like some milk so take the MALT without the MAT

and then i win, presumably

how did u put such absurd flow on text

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Banned for accusing any given girl of being, and I quote, "The Pjackk of the system".

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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ya novel about a teenage girl in wigan who discovers she can distinguish pea wet from gravy

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Sometimes I don’t realize how much I need more rest until I *really* need it. 😅

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Where is the unscrupulous knight that would swear loyalty to me and be a loyal minion

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hi. just a reminder

your anger is not ugly your fury's not too loud

something that should’ve been safe wasn't but you had to smile through it like the curves were the shape of healing.

of course you’re mad and on fire. that heat kept you going.

it's what kept you alive.

love, someone who knows your spark isn't the problem

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We will become silhouettes

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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Patrol

by coffee-time

Inspired by Monet's famous painting "Poppies"

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