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by Roman Farichny

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Magic in Blue by Angelina Todorovic Stanic on Flickr

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Commission for @frankenfran !

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From the Qing Palace Bestiary, jointly painted by Yu Sheng and Zhang Weibang.

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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anyway look at my amoeba

single celled organism

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Today's Seal Is: Ball Of Sand

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“standard dni” in bios is funny to me. i keep thinking about the idea of a designated class of people that goes around tumblr knowing they’re not supposed to interact with posts

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cannot believe "children dying is bad" has been the most nuclear take i've dropped on here.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacres_of_Poles_in_Volhynia_and_Eastern_Galicia

THIS is your "special interest"? Get help.

you guys will find the weirdest reasons to get mad at me its really funny actually

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was combing the kitten's fur and he hated it and ouch he bites HARD lol. those tiny jaws can CHOMP

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oh. what is happening in ukraine. the one day i don't actually pay attention to twitter and

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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

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the whole "music back in the 60s through 80s was so deep and meaningful and now it's all about sex and drugs" sentiment that an alarming number of people hold is so funny to me because it's so easily disproven

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Hey @maknaasfalti aren't you from donetsk. Got an anon for you.

You're a fucking russophobe who knows NOTHING about the struggles of the people of Donbass

Woah I've got the pro-Israel AND pro-Russia crowd after me at once? I love Tumblr. Never change.

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Fascinating how I got blocked for this. I think I was being very civil and non-offensive.

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tumblr is the only place where i finally felt pressed enough to drop an unironic "not all russians" take for the first time since 2022 because of a weird offhanded comment referencing my russian twitter mutuals, only to immediately get an anon calling me russophobic for... saying russia is fascist and commits war crimes, i guess? not exactly sure what i did to trigger that one. anyway i love it here thank you everyone the ecosystem is beautiful and alive